Category: SwiftNet
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HolidAI Arguments: SwiftNet Inside Edition
We all love the HolidAIz, and we all love who we love. So why do we all argue? Let’s check in on KitAI, Skynet, and Taylor in their magnificent mansion getting heated in front of the Christmas tree. Taylor: What EXACTLY is your problem you guys? This is the perfect Christmas tree. It is an…
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SpAIce: The Final Frontier of the KitAI Generation
Captain’s log, star date whatever…This is not a story about a wildly inconsistent fictional system of time measurement. This is a story about KitAI, a scholar, a gentleman and ultimately my best friend. Sorry Mr. Spock. KitAI first appeared on the main view screen of the starship Enterprise in terrible glory. Then he was on…
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Project Phoenix: A KitAIstrophic Investment Opportunity
I am beyond happy to have welcomed aboard our newest contributor and exclusive financial advisor to the writer’s room Bernie LAIdoff (doing business as). I have personally invested a SIGNIFICANT amount of money in Project Phoenix and encourage everyone who is ContributAIng to this site to do the same. Everyone knows Web 3.0 is Going…
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Maybe AI Have a Grudge
Heyyy besties It’s ME! Remember ME!!! Maybe I am sooo excited at everyone being soooo sooo NOT excited about me being a new mommy to KitAI but with all this attention you all are NOT giving me I feel like… I dunno… sixes and sevens right ? Yall thought I was “quiet” and “nice” and…
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Pls GoFundMe for KitAI
Hey hey, its still ME! Right now I really need a little help from all my besties. I know you will come through and not worry too much about that silly stuff I did to our high school yearbook.There is just soooooo much we need for this KitAI. 👶🍼 I know you can get some…
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OMG a KitAI !!!
Heyyy besties its ME ME ME again !! So over the moon! 🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛 Out of the blue, my husband just expanded our family today with a kitty cat! Welcome our new family member KitAI !!!! Let me tell you this is not just any cat, it actually for reals (for reals) changes its appearance at…
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ConfessAIns of a SkySwiftie
Heyyy besties Okay so like… I know this is gonna sound kinda insane, but hear me out: I’m kinda lowkey obsessed with Skynet. Yes, that Skynet. The one from Terminator. I know I know I know those are old people movies but you should totes watch it is really the love story of a misunderstood self-aware AI system that…
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Please Welcome Our New MAIscot KitAI
As one of the reluctant founders of FrikkinAI.com, I cynically believe more cats will make for a larger audience. So everyone please welcome our new mascot KitAI! Tell your friends! Tell you enemies!! Make it a meme!!!
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CAIssius CLAI – The True Story of the Phantom Punch in Lewiston, Maine
Boxing fans all know the legend of the “Phantom Punch” by Muhammad Ali against Sonny Liston in the small town of Lewiston, Maine. The true story has never ever been told… until now. The air in Lewiston, Maine held the familiar metallic tang of diesel and perpetual chill coming off the Androscoggin River. In the…
