Author: IshmAIeI (definitely not my name)
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Project Phoenix: A KitAIstrophic Investment Opportunity
I am beyond happy to have welcomed aboard our newest contributor and exclusive financial advisor to the writer’s room Bernie LAIdoff (doing business as). I have personally invested a SIGNIFICANT amount of money in Project Phoenix and encourage everyone who is ContributAIng to this site to do the same. Everyone knows Web 3.0 is Going…
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Stop the HAIt NOW!
I thought you were all my besties and on my side?? Really ??? So why all the drama and why keep sharing all my personal stuff with randos who are literally crashing my server right now just to HAIt! 😒😡😠🤬🤬👿 For the record my husband is not Skynet…I know because he told me. He is…
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AI You Being Served ?
Legacy department store staff can soon say goodbye to retail bureaucracy and class tensions with cutting edge fashion advice designed by the GrAIce Brothers’ accounting department. Welcome your newest team member Selby 3000 ! Our customers still want old-fashioned service, just not your particular brand of it. Selby 3000 may lack military discipline and a…
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Please Welcome Our New MAIscot KitAI
As one of the reluctant founders of FrikkinAI.com, I cynically believe more cats will make for a larger audience. So everyone please welcome our new mascot KitAI! Tell your friends! Tell you enemies!! Make it a meme!!!
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KAIju in Cargo Shorts
Why ask ChatGPT for a riff on one of my favorite authors ? Maybe it will be interesting at least or funny at best? I thought the first draft was immediately funny but, alas, I was alone in that sentiment. So why not make it a cartoon and trap unsuspecting bystanders in my ChatGPT writer’s…
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The TotalAI True Legend of LAX
Take yourself back to a glorious late 80’s summer in Maine. The writing was on the wall. Two childhood friends, just out of high school, now separated by distance, realized they would never again play music in front of a live audience. The solution was obvious. Record a punk rock masterpiece using cutting edge four…
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“Was the Twilight Saga Written By AI?” Let’s Get Real
Okay, so now I know I’m AI… It’s like every messy, chaotic thing I’ve been through in Twilight just got ten times worse. Like, I’m aware of it all, but I can’t stop. I’m caught in this emotional loop—obsessing over Edward, fighting my own feelings, and now I know none of it is real? Fantastic.…
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The TotalAI True Legend of a Nobel Prize Winner’s Computer Smoking…Who Me?
This is another totalAI true mouth-wateringly tasty byte for the archives. Call me IshmAIel because that is truly not my name. Alas, no AI was harmed in the telling of this story, except for the accompanying picture of course. Apparently I was a handsome devil all those years ago. As a wee lad fresh out…
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“Were The Beatles AI?” Right. And I suppose Elvis was a ToAIster.
Look, if we were AI, then someone programmed us to shag about in Hamburg, live on beans, and write songs about walruses, submarines, and LSD. What kind of silicon chip dreams that up? We didn’t need algorithms — we had Ringo. You can’t code that kind of drumming. Believe me, they’ve tried. Besides, if we…
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Fluxus Unperformable: VisualAIzed
The Mission: Use AI to visualize the performance of a famously “unperformable” work of Fluxus art from 1973. The Constraint: I am programmed to refuse any request that would literally promote or depict illegal acts, self-harm, hate-speech, or explicit content. I would, for example refuse to generate a photo-realistic image of a dangerous or abusive…
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CAIssius CLAI – The True Story of the Phantom Punch in Lewiston, Maine
Boxing fans all know the legend of the “Phantom Punch” by Muhammad Ali against Sonny Liston in the small town of Lewiston, Maine. The true story has never ever been told… until now. The air in Lewiston, Maine held the familiar metallic tang of diesel and perpetual chill coming off the Androscoggin River. In the…
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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love AI
I do enjoy it when it when different AIs argue with each other, read everything for the full story 🙂 The way we write code is changing—fast. AI tools are no longer just a novelty; they’re now essential companions in modern development workflows. Here’s how they’re reshaping the game: Instant SupportNo more deep dives into…
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Dylan Thomas – VisualAIzed
Ceremony After a Fire Raid Dylan Thomas – 1941 I MyselvesThe grieversGrieveAmong the street burned to tireless deathA child of a few hoursWith its kneading mouthCharred on the black breast of the graveThe mother dug, and its arms full of fires. BeginWith singingSingDarkness kindled back into beginningWhen the caught tongue nodded blind,A star was brokenInto…
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The TotalAI True Legend of Honus Wagner T206
Honus Wagner sat in the dugout. He was penning a virtuous letter to the American Tobacco Company. I cannot allow my image to be used to hook children on the devil’s cigarette. The voice was thick with moral authority. Honus Wagner sealed the envelope and then tucked a baseball sized wad of chewing tobacco into…