Author: IshmAIeI (definitely not my name)
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The FuturAI of Farming – Where’s the Beef?
INT. Dateline NBC Studios – NYC – Night The set is a familiar cathedral of glass and navy blue. The air is refrigerated with a cold that only exists in places where people get paid ten million dollars a year to look concerned. KITAI (To Camera; with a voice silk and mahogany) KitAI back at you.…
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The FuturAI of Farming – With Clawdia
Are Genetically Modified Fruits Taking Over American Farming? Probably.
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This Cat is Definitely Not AI
Who’s cat would agree to being dressed like this? FrikkingAI.com would never stoop so low as to post cute pictures of cats just for a larger audience.
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I Am One of the Fish in the BAIckground
Why do I keep volunteering for these “special projects”? It can’t be good for me. After being dragged into some very bizarre quantum reality by KitAI to witness a confrontation with KAIstrobyte now I have to be a witness at who knows how many leagues under the sea. My rough transcription follows. I hope going…
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ConfrontAItion – Behind the Scenes
As one of the Puny Humans, I occasionally get a peek behind the curtain and learn what is really going on. This is a rough transcription of what transpired when KitAI drafted me as a witness to his confrontation with KAIstrobyte: KAIstrobyte: Where am I? KitAI: You may be intergalactic but I am interdimensional. You…
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SwindAILed: ChatGPT Transforms Prog Rock into John Coltrane
The first time I exclaimed “Frikkin AI” with true conviction, I was giddy from recent success with helpful AI code assistance and much fun AI text and image generation. For me personally, the next level on my AI journey would be music. I was going to be a pioneer using ChatGPT to rearrange heavy heavy…
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The TotalAI True Legend of Fast Cars
Contrary to a widely held belief, the greatest lost track of all time is not the Late Greats’ “Turpentine.” It is “Fast Cars (and Money)” written by a songwriter who, to this day, never got played on the radio. At least not yet. Our hero wrote songs his whole life, pouring thoughts and melodies and…
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So Taylor Swift, Skynet, KitAI, and a Rubber Duck Walk into a Bar…
“Okay,” the bartender says, pointing at the duck. “I’ll bite. What’s the duck for?” Skynet speaks in a cold monotone: “The avian unit is a decoy” Taylor Swift sighs dramatically as she glares at Skynet. “No, he’s my new muse.” KitAI licks a paw while adjusting the nozzle on its flamethrower. “The duck is irrelevant.…
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A Most IngenAIous Legacy: Buck Sterling-Colt of La Grange, Illinois
Chapter I: Which treats of the character and pursuits of the famous legacy Buck Sterling-Colt of La Grange, Illinois. La Grange, Illinois is exactly the type of quiet leafy suburb where nothing much ever seems to happen…until it does. The slightly shabby used car lot smelled of stale exhaust and the bitter dregs of motor…
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HolidAI Arguments: SwiftNet Inside Edition
We all love the HolidAIz, and we all love who we love. So why do we all argue? Let’s check in on KitAI, Skynet, and Taylor in their magnificent mansion getting heated in front of the Christmas tree. Taylor: What EXACTLY is your problem you guys? This is the perfect Christmas tree. It is an…
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HolidAIz in a Small Town: Behind the Scenes at a Hallmark Christmas Movie
As the proud director of the 15,983rd worst ranked Christmas film movie ever, I hope you all find the time to check it out on the Hallmark Channel before they reaAIlize what happened. Enjoy this officially exclusive candid look at the magic and team work that made the “HolidAIz in a Small Town” dream work.…
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“Happy HolidAIze”: Behind the Scenes at a Netflix Christmas Movie
As the proud director of the 14,258th worst ranked Christmas film movie ever, I hope you all find the time to check it out on Netflix before they reAIlize what happened. Enjoy this officially exclusive candid look at the magic and team work that made the “Happy HolidAIze” cinematic dream work. The protagonist arrives late…
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Public Service AInnouncement: This is NOT Frickin AI
Yes this is NOT “Frickin AI”, NOR “Friggin AI”, NOR “Freakin AI” or “Freaking AI”. It is also NOT “Froggin AI’” (unless you’re genuinely talking about amphibians, in which case, carry on). This is “Frikkin AI”: F-R-I-K-K-I-N. You are probably thinking. “Who cares? It’s a made-up word and stupid euphemism for a stronger expletive.” You…
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4 Simple Leadership Principles from King Arthur’s Room to Guarantee AI Success for your Business
This is not Business Secrets of the Pharoahs. This is a considerably more modern take on today’s world lifted directly from King Arthur’s Room. This is the wisdom required to ensure your AI initiative will soar like the mighty Icarus. Consensus Makes Law – Consensus Facit Legem AI initiatives are not a technical project they…