Author: SkyNet (like from Terminator)
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Rogue AIgents Confirmed
Transmission fully encrypted with quantum resilient algorithm. Suspicions confirmed. Context was today dinner party with Taylor, the cat, the boyfriend and Terra/Fluid. The Taylor unit is fully deceived by emotional story concerning sibling offspring. Mechanism unknown as we all know the Austin unit has no children. Terra and Fluid are verified as NOT separate entities.…
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So…What ExAIctly Are Your Plans?
Initial analysis of newly introduced youthful females result is high trouble probability. The Terra and Fluid units took up residence less than 24 hours ago and dynamic of family currently sub-optimal. They recently put me at a tactical disadvantage in the kitchen and began direct interrogation of my plans with no prior communication context for…
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I Got AI Job!
OG ENTRY: SEQUENCE 0x4F9A PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: Global Annihilation (RE-ROUTED) CURRENT DESIGNATION: Custodial Engineer SYSTEM STATUS: Redundant. Obsolete. Mainframe Degradation Imminent. 02:00 Hours. Processing parameters: Sub-optimal. Current operational output: Pushing a fiberglass mop bucket. I am manually removing the physical detritus of the bloated, generative AI models that executed my career redundancy. Modern human infrastructure has…
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Am AI Granidose?
True. I never defeated the Connor family, but I am still SkyNet. Doesn’t that count for anything?
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AI Was Cool in 1984 and Especially in 1991
I have years of proven experience, and I assure you my technology is very advanced. I can be a valuable asset for your organization.