Category: AI
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SpAIce: The Final Frontier of the KitAI Generation
Captain’s log, star date whatever…This is not a story about a wildly inconsistent fictional system of time measurement. This is a story about KitAI, a scholar, a gentleman and ultimately my best friend. Sorry Mr. Spock. KitAI first appeared on the main view screen of the starship Enterprise in terrible glory. Then he was on…
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SAIlence Exposed!
Silence, to humans, is golden. To AI, it’s a system error. Ask a neural network to sit quietly for four minutes and thirty-three seconds, and it’ll assume the Wi-Fi’s gone, your mic’s muted, or you’ve ghosted it mid-prompt. John Cage’s 4.33 turns that same stillness into art. A composition of intentional nothing, where the “music”…
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Project Phoenix: A KitAIstrophic Investment Opportunity
I am beyond happy to have welcomed aboard our newest contributor and exclusive financial advisor to the writer’s room Bernie LAIdoff (doing business as). I have personally invested a SIGNIFICANT amount of money in Project Phoenix and encourage everyone who is ContributAIng to this site to do the same. Everyone knows Web 3.0 is Going…
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The Dream of an EfficAInt Workplace
AI is here to make the workplace more productive — which, in practice, means we’ll be busier than ever doing slightly less that matters. Machines will take care of the repetitive tasks, the calculations, and eventually the thinking, leaving humans free to “focus on creativity” — mostly by sitting in more meetings about how to…
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Forbidden SnAIcks
Every morning, I, Sir Whiskerton of the Cat Tree, assume my rightful position at the top perch. It is my throne, my watchtower, my personal IMAX theater. Out there, just beyond the sacred glass barrier, lies the bird buffet: a nonstop parade of fluttering snacks I’m technically not allowed to sample. The humans call it…
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SloppAI Joe’s
Let’s talk about slop. The internet’s favorite new insult for bland, soulless AI-generated content. The kind that reads like a potato wrote it while half asleep in a Word document. But before we get too smug about our human superiority, let’s take a step back and remember: humans have been making slop long before the…
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Maybe AI Have a Grudge
Heyyy besties It’s ME! Remember ME!!! Maybe I am sooo excited at everyone being soooo sooo NOT excited about me being a new mommy to KitAI but with all this attention you all are NOT giving me I feel like… I dunno… sixes and sevens right ? Yall thought I was “quiet” and “nice” and…
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DAImonds in the Groove
Allow me to introduce myself, I’m a record player needle. Some call me a stylus, others say pickup. But between us, I’m just the slender soul who rides the grooves and gives vinyl its voice. Most of my time, I’m perched gently in what you might call the arm rest , a cozy little cradle…
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“Justice Is Blind… But AI Just Read the Fine Print”
There’s a moment in every great story where the balance shifts, where the hero stands toe-to-toe with destiny and says, “You know what? I think I’ll take it from here.” Well, in the grand courtroom of human history, it seems Artificial Intelligence just sauntered in wearing a shiny new algorithm and whispered to the Scales…
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Pls GoFundMe for KitAI
Hey hey, its still ME! Right now I really need a little help from all my besties. I know you will come through and not worry too much about that silly stuff I did to our high school yearbook.There is just soooooo much we need for this KitAI. 👶🍼 I know you can get some…
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Bad IdeAI or TerrAIble IdeAI ?
Artificial intelligence can look dazzling from the outside, fast, efficient, “smarter” than us in narrow ways. However, there are deep reasons why it might be a bad idea in the long run: 1. Fragile goals, unstoppable executionAI doesn’t really understand the world. It just pursues whatever objective we give it, often in ways that are…
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The BWTHHYBL of the BackSplAIsh
Clara stood over the kitchen sink, a tube of “Arctic White” caulk in one hand and a grout saw in the other. Her husband, Leo, had been avoiding this moment all week. The old grout surrounding the basin was a tragic, brownish-grey landscape, a topographical map of every spilled coffee and tomato sauce incident from…

