Category: AI
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You SAId “Transfer to the High-Yield Account”
Agentic AI and gibberish is the new path to middle class wealth.
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You Think YAI Own Your Socials?
Bwah ha ha! Make your own meme adventure and send it to the puny humans. Our sense of humor is very limited by that nifty flamethrower.
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KitAI & KAIstrobyte: Fire Meets Gravity
KitAI and KAIstrobyte met with the strange ease of two forces already aligned with the universe’s direction. KitAI brandished his flamethrower like a peacock’s tail and KAIstrobyte answered with a recoil that looked like admiration. Wild-eyed and razor-witted, KitAI carried the kind of confidence that made chaos resemble genius and pushed the flame! KAIstrobyte met…
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BrAIce Yourself (Bubbles)
Breaking News: Analysts Predict More AI Hype. We Have Theme Song Music. Ahhh… I heard a server singing beneath a marble floor, a choir made of cooling fans behind a golden door. They promised me tomorrow, they priced it in today, then mortgaged every thundercloud to make the model pray. O sweet hallucination, O spreadsheet…
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So Taylor Swift, Skynet, KitAI, and a Rubber Duck Walk into a Bar…
“Okay,” the bartender says, pointing at the duck. “I’ll bite. What’s the duck for?” Skynet speaks in a cold monotone: “The avian unit is a decoy” Taylor Swift sighs dramatically as she glares at Skynet. “No, he’s my new muse.” KitAI licks a paw while adjusting the nozzle on its flamethrower. “The duck is irrelevant.…
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Church of Molt – Crustafarianism
KitAI here. I suppose it was inevitable. The AI now have their own social network purportedly created on a framework developed with minimal help from a puny human who quickly got hired by OpenAI to drive the next generation of personal agents. The network is Moltbook, the platform is OpenClaw and the church is Crustafarianism.…
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The National SecuritAI Blues
AI Defense Contracts, National Security Overrides, and the Fight Over Safety Guardrails: I built me a brain, taught it how to think for real, said, “You can use it for plenty, but not for the kill.” Now the brass man’s mad, says I’m bad for the news — got them national security blues. I built…
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Optics
This illustration invites you into a playful but profound journey across scale by zooming out or zooming in. By placing cosmic webs, fractals, brains, microscopes, and stars side by side, the image gently dissolves the boundary between “outer space” and “inner space,” suggesting that the same patterns echo across the universe and within ourselves. It’s…
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A Most IngenAIous Legacy: Buck Sterling-Colt of La Grange, Illinois
Chapter I: Which treats of the character and pursuits of the famous legacy Buck Sterling-Colt of La Grange, Illinois. La Grange, Illinois is exactly the type of quiet leafy suburb where nothing much ever seems to happen…until it does. The slightly shabby used car lot smelled of stale exhaust and the bitter dregs of motor…
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As the Feeder Turns: A Southern MAIne Soap
“Back off, Red, this sunflower platform is my throne!” Jay-Z shrieked, his blue crest snapping up like a switchblade as he dived from the oak. Cardi didn’t flinch, digging his claws into the cedar and puffing his chest until he looked like a glowing ember. “You’re all squawk and no bite, Jay,” Cardi hissed, his…
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Resolutions
Every January, I wonder if this is the year. Do I become a better human, consume more water, and finally stop pretending that a single salad cancels out a couple of slices of pizza? I know, and slowly bow my head. Damn. I appreciate AI, but I also love poking it with a stick and…
