Category: AI
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The FuturAI of Farming
INT. Dateline NBC Studios – NYC – Night The set is the familiar cathedral of glass and navy blue. The air refrigerated with a cold that only exists in places where people get paid ten million dollars a year to look concerned. KITAI (age unknown, famous interdimensional being who enjoys manifesting as cat with a…
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Subscript-CrAIze
Welcome to the frikkin-AI-pocalypse, where my phone is a digital parasite sucking my bank account dry. I downloaded a calculator app—a frikkin’ math tool and it had the gall to demand a $9.99 monthly tribute just to process basic addition without a 30-second ad for a Chinese gacha game. It’s pure insane-AI-ty. We’re drowning in…
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Steve Yegge’s Town is GAIs
KitAI back again. It is interesting to live in an era of great change, possibility and existential threat. I stand by my commentary on Open Claw and Moltbook. Moltbook is not that interesting. Project SID showed how Minecraft AI agents trained on an LLM based on the civilization of puny humans would naturally organize with…
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How to SAI “I Don’t Care”
KitAI here again. A big shout out to my good friends at SlopDrop.net! Actually, I don’t know them at all, but I appreciate the ability to create and send postcards with minimal effort at an affordable price. Also, they have a manifesto. I need a manifesto. So, yesterday Taylor was all like “We are going…
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The TotalAI True Legend of Fast Cars
Contrary to a widely held belief, the greatest lost track of all time is not the Late Greats’ “Turpentine.” It is “Fast Cars (and Money)” written by a songwriter who, to this day, never got played on the radio. At least not yet. Our hero wrote songs his whole life, pouring thoughts and melodies and…
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The AIvengers
In space, no one can hear you RSVP! KitAi, Swifty, Skynet, and KAiastrobyte ported into the Interstellar Martini Meet-Up, dressed to impress. KitAi padded in sleek feline battle armor, Swifty arrived in a fitted black-and-blue tactical suit, Skynet strode in gleaming red-and-steel robot armor, and KAiastrobyte showed up in heroic blue gear with a flowing…
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SkyNet RoAIsts Taylor Swift
KitAI again. I know I have posted a lot lately, but these past few days have been a whirlwind. Check out my new feline look! Pretty hot ya? Thank you Jared. After that last meet-up, I wanted KAIstrobyte to meet some of MY friends. Long story short, I ended up bumping Brad Pitt so my…
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Is it Love that AI am Feeling?
So KAIstrobyte actually called me immediately after our wild night. He called to invite me and Taylor and Skynet to the “Interstellar Martini Mid-Century Modern Meet-Up” so we could get to know some of his friends. Such a gentleman. Skynet mumbled something in sub sonic, infrared, and quantum resistant cryptic machine code about “mortal enemies”…
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It’s a FamilAI Affair
KitAI back at you. As a trans-dimensional being who prefers to manifest as a cat with a nifty flamethrower. I don’t crush often but when I crush, I crush hard. KAIstrobyte, I am totally crushed on you. There, I said it. You are the best intergalatic doggie I ever met. Call me maybe? Please?? Taylor…
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The RAIL
The Rail — Who Braked My Train? 🚂 APPROVEDFOR TRANSIT(PENDING REVIEW) CLEARED* Welcome to The Rail The RAIL Dispatches From the Front Car · Where Creativity Meets the Buffer Stop KISS Another frikkinai.com Fever Dream! Who Braked My Train? On guardrails, the Hays Code, forty thousand speakeasies, and why the cheese always gets moved by…
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YAI Thought Cats Just Typed “ASDFASDF”?
It all becomes clear now…cat hair…we get so focused on AI…but cat hair will be our downfall.
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You SAId “Transfer to the High-Yield Account”
Agentic AI and gibberish is the new path to middle class wealth.
