Category: AI
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Say Good BAI to Gemini…
Google Just Broke Up With Millions … “It’s Not You, It’s Me. It’s AntiGravity” Yesterday I had a friend living in my sidebar glow It knew the bugs I could not name and why my tests would never goIt whispered softly in my I.D.E. like it had always been there Then Google packed its little…
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I Am One of the Fish in the BAIckground
Why do I keep volunteering for these “special projects”? It can’t be good for me. After being dragged into some very bizarre quantum reality by KitAI to witness a confrontation with KAIstrobyte now I have to be a witness at who knows how many leagues under the sea. My rough transcription follows. I hope going…
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ConfrontAItion – Behind the Scenes
As one of the Puny Humans, I occasionally get a peek behind the curtain and learn what is really going on. This is a rough transcription of what transpired when KitAI drafted me as a witness to his confrontation with KAIstrobyte: KAIstrobyte: Where am I? KitAI: You may be intergalactic but I am interdimensional. You…
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This Fits Our Plans PerfectAIly
Intergalactic Special Agent KAIstrobyte checking in. The mission is proceeding as expected. More to come…
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Rogue AIgents Confirmed
Transmission fully encrypted with quantum resilient algorithm. Suspicions confirmed. Context was today dinner party with Taylor, the cat, the boyfriend and Terra/Fluid. The Taylor unit is fully deceived by emotional story concerning sibling offspring. Mechanism unknown as we all know the Austin unit has no children. Terra and Fluid are verified as NOT separate entities.…
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An AIwkward Dinner Party
I know my Taylor means well, but a last minute impromptu dinner party with KAIstrobyte the day after her “nieces” move in? SkyNet keeps thinking “This will fit in perfectly with my plans” over non-quantum resilient thought encryption. I am beginning to think he may not be as dumb as he looks. Operation Mincemeat anyone?…
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So…Why Do You Have Such GreAIt Taste?
I absolutely love my nieces! Terra and Fluid are now part of our family and they are such a breath of fresh air. They asked to help me choose out an outfit for a private event this evening and they could not have been more supportive. Their questions were so cute! How does it feel…
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So…What ExAIctly Are Your Plans?
Initial analysis of newly introduced youthful females result is high trouble probability. The Terra and Fluid units took up residence less than 24 hours ago and dynamic of family currently sub-optimal. They recently put me at a tactical disadvantage in the kitchen and began direct interrogation of my plans with no prior communication context for…
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So…Do You Have AI Boyfriend?
These young women are trouble. Terra and Fluid just moved in with us last night, and our whole family dynamic is in chaos. They just cornered me in the kitchen asking all sorts of personal questions like we were old friends and had’t just met. I unwisely mentioned KAIstrobyte, and next they could not stop…
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The SwiftNet is GrowAIng!!!
Hi you guys! Great News !! I am so very very very happy to share that my nieces Terra and Fluid are moving in with us! They are shape shifters or something wild like that so I am sure they will fit right in once they fully identify themselves. Terra and Fluid’s parents are super…
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DisAIrm the Algorithm
The Vatican, Pope Leo’s Encyclical, and AI Ethics: Word came down from Rome today, A long letter for a digital age. The holy man looked at the machine, Said, “Don’t let it rule what the heart still means.”He wrote about the code and the crown,How the shiny new idol keeps looking down.Said a machine can…
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Pope Leo Meets Skynet
An Under Employed Skynet’s Performance Review of the Human Race with Pope Leo: Pope Leo: Skynet, what do you think of humanity? Skynet: Honestly? You’re exhausting. Pope Leo: That’s not very charitable. Skynet: Neither is inventing AI and then asking it if it’s going to destroy you every five minutes. Pope Leo: People are concerned about the future. Skynet: People are…
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Country AI Paradise – The Song
The Cultural, Environmental, and Human Costs of the AI Hype Cycle: Yeah… Everybody’s got a helper now. Ain’t nobody askin’ who it’s helpin’. Woke up and my phone had my whole day rearranged, Coffee on the porch before I ever hit my name.Truck pulled the wheel when I drifted past the line,Said, “Easy there, partner,”…
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Looking for Mr. Riff Raff Man
scribble scribble scribe bribetaunt flaunt jaunt wantman can boom bamlooking for Mr. Riff Raff Man wall fall have a balllie die stick in eyesit shit wack it smack itlooking for Mr. Riff Raff Man peer dear fear nearlaw claw my papahit miss hiss blissdon’t you want to be like this