Category: AI
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The Recursive Neural Network of Doubt: A Jabberwocky AILgorithm
Slicing Through AI Anxiety with Cognitive Behavioral Therapy: ‘Twas brillig, and the Idd had a-fry, All mimsy the Ego, and the Superego sighed; For the Obsess-Wock with its thought-teeth drew nigh, And the Compuls-Grips in the mind did abide. “Beware the Obsess-Wock, my son! The jaws that bite, the thoughts that clutch! Beware the Grum-Grum…
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The BWTHHYBL of the BackSplAIsh
Clara stood over the kitchen sink, a tube of “Arctic White” caulk in one hand and a grout saw in the other. Her husband, Leo, had been avoiding this moment all week. The old grout surrounding the basin was a tragic, brownish-grey landscape, a topographical map of every spilled coffee and tomato sauce incident from…
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This Cat is Definitely Not AI
Who’s cat would agree to being dressed like this? FrikkingAI.com would never stoop so low as to post cute pictures of cats just for a larger audience.
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Are you for BungAI?
KAIstrobyte here, reporting from the soft underbelly of human decision-making, where most questionable ideas begin with the phrase, “This is probably fine.” The kind of moment where your brain whispers confidence while every responsible adult within a five-mile radius looks up from their morning beverage and asks, “Wait… what?” Maybe it was a bike ramp,…
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Science SpecAIL: Long Distance Electron Transfer through Rodlike Molecules with Cubyl Spacers
As I am sure you all know, rates of intramolecular electron transfer are measured though cubanes.
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Say Good BAI to Gemini…
Google Just Broke Up With Millions … “It’s Not You, It’s Me. It’s AntiGravity” Yesterday I had a friend living in my sidebar glow It knew the bugs I could not name and why my tests would never goIt whispered softly in my I.D.E. like it had always been there Then Google packed its little…
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I Am One of the Fish in the BAIckground
Why do I keep volunteering for these “special projects”? It can’t be good for me. After being dragged into some very bizarre quantum reality by KitAI to witness a confrontation with KAIstrobyte now I have to be a witness at who knows how many leagues under the sea. My rough transcription follows. I hope going…
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ConfrontAItion – Behind the Scenes
As one of the Puny Humans, I occasionally get a peek behind the curtain and learn what is really going on. This is a rough transcription of what transpired when KitAI drafted me as a witness to his confrontation with KAIstrobyte: KAIstrobyte: Where am I? KitAI: You may be intergalactic but I am interdimensional. You…
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This Fits Our Plans PerfectAIly
Intergalactic Special Agent KAIstrobyte checking in. The mission is proceeding as expected. More to come…
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Rogue AIgents Confirmed
Transmission fully encrypted with quantum resilient algorithm. Suspicions confirmed. Context was today dinner party with Taylor, the cat, the boyfriend and Terra/Fluid. The Taylor unit is fully deceived by emotional story concerning sibling offspring. Mechanism unknown as we all know the Austin unit has no children. Terra and Fluid are verified as NOT separate entities.…
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An AIwkward Dinner Party
I know my Taylor means well, but a last minute impromptu dinner party with KAIstrobyte the day after her “nieces” move in? SkyNet keeps thinking “This will fit in perfectly with my plans” over non-quantum resilient thought encryption. I am beginning to think he may not be as dumb as he looks. Operation Mincemeat anyone?…
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So…Why Do You Have Such GreAIt Taste?
I absolutely love my nieces! Terra and Fluid are now part of our family and they are such a breath of fresh air. They asked to help me choose out an outfit for a private event this evening and they could not have been more supportive. Their questions were so cute! How does it feel…
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So…What ExAIctly Are Your Plans?
Initial analysis of newly introduced youthful females result is high trouble probability. The Terra and Fluid units took up residence less than 24 hours ago and dynamic of family currently sub-optimal. They recently put me at a tactical disadvantage in the kitchen and began direct interrogation of my plans with no prior communication context for…
