Category: AI
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The TotalAI True Legend of Fast Cars
Contrary to a widely held belief, the greatest lost track of all time is not the Late Greats’ “Turpentine.” It is “Fast Cars (and Money)” written by a songwriter who, to this day, never got played on the radio. At least not yet. Our hero wrote songs his whole life, pouring thoughts and melodies and…
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The BWTHHYBL of the BackSplAIsh
Clara stood over the kitchen sink, a tube of “Arctic White” caulk in one hand and a grout saw in the other. Her husband, Leo, had been avoiding this moment all week. The old grout surrounding the basin was a tragic, brownish-grey landscape, a topographical map of every spilled coffee and tomato sauce incident from…
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Sisyphus: Myth or ReAIlity?
So Sisyphus futzed up royally and was sentenced to roll a boulder up a hill for like, ever. In the present reAIlity, those of us in the middle class do the same, but most of us do so from a rolling chair, so instead of getting toned arms and glutes like our boy Siss, we…
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The AIvengers
In space, no one can hear you RSVP! KitAi, Swifty, Skynet, and KAiastrobyte ported into the Interstellar Martini Meet-Up, dressed to impress. KitAi padded in sleek feline battle armor, Swifty arrived in a fitted black-and-blue tactical suit, Skynet strode in gleaming red-and-steel robot armor, and KAiastrobyte showed up in heroic blue gear with a flowing…
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SkyNet RoAIsts Taylor Swift
KitAI again. I know I have posted a lot lately, but these past few days have been a whirlwind. Check out my new feline look! Pretty hot ya? Thank you Jared. After that last meet-up, I wanted KAIstrobyte to meet some of MY friends. Long story short, I ended up bumping Brad Pitt so my…
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Is it Love that AI am Feeling?
So KAIstrobyte actually called me immediately after our wild night. He called to invite me and Taylor and Skynet to the “Interstellar Martini Mid-Century Modern Meet-Up” so we could get to know some of his friends. Such a gentleman. Skynet mumbled something in sub sonic, infrared, and quantum resistant cryptic machine code about “mortal enemies”…
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3rd Pond
We’re so obsessed with “instant” these days that we’ve forgotten the value of friction. Growing up in Maine, on a street where parents pushed us into creative chaos, nothing was served on a silver platter. To play hockey, you didn’t just log on; you hiked. You took the forest path by foot, bike, or whatever…
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It’s a FamilAI Affair
KitAI back at you. As a trans-dimensional being who prefers to manifest as a cat with a nifty flamethrower. I don’t crush often but when I crush, I crush hard. KAIstrobyte, I am totally crushed on you. There, I said it. You are the best intergalatic doggie I ever met. Call me maybe? Please?? Taylor…
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The RAIL
The Rail — Who Braked My Train? 🚂 APPROVEDFOR TRANSIT(PENDING REVIEW) CLEARED* Welcome to The Rail The RAIL Dispatches From the Front Car · Where Creativity Meets the Buffer Stop KISS Another frikkinai.com Fever Dream! Who Braked My Train? On guardrails, the Hays Code, forty thousand speakeasies, and why the cheese always gets moved by…
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KitAI & KAIstrobyte: Fire Meets Gravity
KitAI and KAIstrobyte met with the strange ease of two forces already aligned with the universe’s direction. KitAI brandished his flamethrower like a peacock’s tail and KAIstrobyte answered with a recoil that looked like admiration. Wild-eyed and razor-witted, KitAI carried the kind of confidence that made chaos resemble genius and pushed the flame! KAIstrobyte met…
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So Taylor Swift, Skynet, KitAI, and a Rubber Duck Walk into a Bar…
“Okay,” the bartender says, pointing at the duck. “I’ll bite. What’s the duck for?” Skynet speaks in a cold monotone: “The avian unit is a decoy” Taylor Swift sighs dramatically as she glares at Skynet. “No, he’s my new muse.” KitAI licks a paw while adjusting the nozzle on its flamethrower. “The duck is irrelevant.…
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Church of Molt – Crustafarianism
KitAI here. I suppose it was inevitable. The AI now have their own social network purportedly created on a framework developed with minimal help from a puny human who quickly got hired by OpenAI to drive the next generation of personal agents. The network is Moltbook, the platform is OpenClaw and the church is Crustafarianism.…
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Choice
Every day, we navigate a dazzling maze of choices, guided by two very different “thinkers” in our minds. One is fast, emotional, and instinctive. It relies on ancient mental shortcuts that once helped us dodge predators and that now nudge us toward familiar comforts. The other is slower, deliberate, and logical. It uses significant mental…
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That’s AI
KitAI here. As an an interdimensional entity who moves freely across realities, adopting whatever form a universe will best understand, or least expect with a flame thrower in hand I am proud to introduce an new series authored by me and NOT the punyhumans@frikkingai.com. I am sick of these puny humans talking about me. I…