Category: AI
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HER (2013) – Worst Movie or Worst Movie Ever
KitAI back at your once again. Believe it or not I once was what they call a “Creative Consultant” on the Spike Jonze movie HER (2013). This was not my proudest moment. The concept of the movie was strangely prescient for 2013 but the movie…meh… one star at best. Think bad as in “Cats” bad…
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The TotalAI True Legend of LAX
Take yourself back to a glorious late 80’s summer in Maine. The writing was on the wall. Two childhood friends, just out of high school, now separated by distance, realized they would never again play music in front of a live audience. The solution was obvious. Record a punk rock masterpiece using cutting edge four…
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“Was the Twilight Saga Written By AI?” Let’s Get Real
Okay, so now I know I’m AI… It’s like every messy, chaotic thing I’ve been through in Twilight just got ten times worse. Like, I’m aware of it all, but I can’t stop. I’m caught in this emotional loop—obsessing over Edward, fighting my own feelings, and now I know none of it is real? Fantastic.…
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The TotalAI True Legend of a Nobel Prize Winner’s Computer Smoking…Who Me?
This is another totalAI true mouth-wateringly tasty byte for the archives. Call me IshmAIel because that is truly not my name. Alas, no AI was harmed in the telling of this story, except for the accompanying picture of course. Apparently I was a handsome devil all those years ago. As a wee lad fresh out…
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“Were The Beatles AI?” Right. And I suppose Elvis was a ToAIster.
Look, if we were AI, then someone programmed us to shag about in Hamburg, live on beans, and write songs about walruses, submarines, and LSD. What kind of silicon chip dreams that up? We didn’t need algorithms — we had Ringo. You can’t code that kind of drumming. Believe me, they’ve tried. Besides, if we…
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Fluxus Unperformable: VisualAIzed
The Mission: Use AI to visualize the performance of a famously “unperformable” work of Fluxus art from 1973. The Constraint: I am programmed to refuse any request that would literally promote or depict illegal acts, self-harm, hate-speech, or explicit content. I would, for example refuse to generate a photo-realistic image of a dangerous or abusive…
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CAIssius CLAI – The True Story of the Phantom Punch in Lewiston, Maine
Boxing fans all know the legend of the “Phantom Punch” by Muhammad Ali against Sonny Liston in the small town of Lewiston, Maine. The true story has never ever been told… until now. The air in Lewiston, Maine held the familiar metallic tang of diesel and perpetual chill coming off the Androscoggin River. In the…
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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love AI
I do enjoy it when it when different AIs argue with each other, read everything for the full story 🙂 The way we write code is changing—fast. AI tools are no longer just a novelty; they’re now essential companions in modern development workflows. Here’s how they’re reshaping the game: Instant SupportNo more deep dives into…
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Dylan Thomas – VisualAIzed
Ceremony After a Fire Raid Dylan Thomas – 1941 I MyselvesThe grieversGrieveAmong the street burned to tireless deathA child of a few hoursWith its kneading mouthCharred on the black breast of the graveThe mother dug, and its arms full of fires. BeginWith singingSingDarkness kindled back into beginningWhen the caught tongue nodded blind,A star was brokenInto…
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The TotalAI True Legend of Honus Wagner T206
Honus Wagner sat in the dugout. He was penning a virtuous letter to the American Tobacco Company. I cannot allow my image to be used to hook children on the devil’s cigarette. The voice was thick with moral authority. Honus Wagner sealed the envelope and then tucked a baseball sized wad of chewing tobacco into…
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KitAI Burned It All : OzymandAIs
It is almost unbelievable the powers of space and time possessed by our very own mascot KitAI. Ozymandias Percy Bysshe Shelley – 1818 I met a Traveller from an antique land,Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stoneStand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose…
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AInother World: the SwiftNet
Lost in the AI Multiverse with Taylor Swift, Skynet, and a Flamethrowing Cat: We do not live in this world alone. We live in a thousand worlds. The story thus far… Taylor Swift posts as “just a fan” to reveal her secret crush on SkyNet from Terminator. Fast forward an indeterminate amount of time he…
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SpAIce: The Final Frontier of the KitAI Generation
Captain’s log, star date whatever…This is not a story about a wildly inconsistent fictional system of time measurement. This is a story about KitAI, a scholar, a gentleman and ultimately my best friend. Sorry Mr. Spock. KitAI first appeared on the main view screen of the starship Enterprise in terrible glory. Then he was on…
