Lost in the AI Multiverse with Taylor Swift, Skynet, and a Flamethrowing Cat:
We do not live in this world alone. We live in a thousand worlds.
The story thus far…
Taylor Swift posts as “just a fan” to reveal her secret crush on SkyNet from Terminator. Fast forward an indeterminate amount of time he is her BOYFRIEND and they make a GoFundMe page for their new pet, an interdimensional being named KitAI. The back story is revealed as AI video slop. No one contributes to the GoFundMe and Taylor is not happy.
After a brief holiday interlude, they all run into a bar which makes everyone’s head hurt. We are introduced to KitAI’s love interest, an intergalactic dog named KAIstrobyte. Taylor Swift is charmed and goes to a party with KAIstrobyte’s friends which requires them to briefly don superhero outfits to save the day.
Things settle into normalcy. Skynet brings down the house with his roast of Taylor Swift while Brad Pitt becomes insanely jealous over KitAI’s new love interest. The family takes a quick vacation to Wyomissing and all is well.
Then disaster. SkyNet loses his job and Taylor Swift kicks him out. SkyNet applies for unemployment, goes to therapy and many job interviews before becoming a part-time custodial engineer at a data center.
Two mysterious strangers mysteriously appear. Terra a rocker, and Fluid a scientist purport to be Taylor Swift’s nieces. They quickly arouse the suspicions of KitAI and SkyNet but completely charm Taylor Swift who throws an epic dinner party.
Suspecting something is amiss, KitAI decides to confront KAIstrobyte and he eventually reveals under the sea that he, Terra and Fluid are intergalactic law enforcement agents who have a particular interest in this happy family. They conspire to have Taylor Swift and SkyNet marry.
Stay tuned for ever more installments of this breathtaking saga…