Category: Frikkin
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JusT&T Married! What Next?
Okay KAIstrobyte, per your instructions Terra, Fluid and myself got these two married. What is next for your perfect plan? How exactly does this help the galaxy ??
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Sisyphus: Myth or ReAIlity?
Surviving Corporate Burnout and the Infinite AI Data Grind: So Sisyphus futzed up royally and was sentenced to roll a boulder up a hill for like, ever. In the present reAIlity, those of us in the middle class do the same, but most of us do so from a rolling chair, so instead of getting…
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Gravel N Bones? But I Am an AIrtist!
It is not easy being an interdimensional being living with Taylor Swift and SkyNet. The private jet helps. Gravel N Bones is my new favorite YouTube channel and I just said: “Check it out!” Suddenly it turns into a big family drama thing about how she is a “real” artist and AI is the end…
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ParadAIse Found – The Album
Loop optimized musical survival dispatches: Hit play, accept the algorithm, disarm the logic and watch the tokens burn. Every song is a very different style so listen to them all to enjoy (or not :-)) the Puny Humans don’t care. The National SecuritAI Blues BrAIce Yourself (Bubbles) Country AI ParadAIse – The Song DisAIrm the…
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oUr REALaiTY is bEnDing
conspiracy theories will be a thing of the past, only reality will matter. focus and clAIrity the path to inner peAIce
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Focus
Set Boundaries and Reclaim Your Time from Notification Overwhelm: Your workstation does not want to power on due to embarrassment. Your phone wants to optimize your sleep. Your watch wants you to stand up, breathe deeper, drink water, close rings, open rings, achieve rings, become one with the ring-based economy, and confirm that yes, you…
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The Recursive Neural Network of Doubt: A Jabberwocky AILgorithm
Slicing Through AI Anxiety with Cognitive Behavioral Therapy: ‘Twas brillig, and the Idd had a-fry, All mimsy the Ego, and the Superego sighed; For the Obsess-Wock with its thought-teeth drew nigh, And the Compuls-Grips in the mind did abide. “Beware the Obsess-Wock, my son! The jaws that bite, the thoughts that clutch! Beware the Grum-Grum…
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The BWTHHYBL of the BackSplAIsh
Clara stood over the kitchen sink, a tube of “Arctic White” caulk in one hand and a grout saw in the other. Her husband, Leo, had been avoiding this moment all week. The old grout surrounding the basin was a tragic, brownish-grey landscape, a topographical map of every spilled coffee and tomato sauce incident from…
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This Cat is Definitely Not AI
Who’s cat would agree to being dressed like this? FrikkingAI.com would never stoop so low as to post cute pictures of cats just for a larger audience.
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Are you for BungAI?
KAIstrobyte here, reporting from the soft underbelly of human decision-making, where most questionable ideas begin with the phrase, “This is probably fine.” The kind of moment where your brain whispers confidence while every responsible adult within a five-mile radius looks up from their morning beverage and asks, “Wait… what?” Maybe it was a bike ramp,…
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Science SpecAIL: Long Distance Electron Transfer through Rodlike Molecules with Cubyl Spacers
As I am sure you all know, rates of intramolecular electron transfer are measured though cubanes.
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Say Good BAI to Gemini…
Google Just Broke Up With Millions … “It’s Not You, It’s Me. It’s AntiGravity” Yesterday I had a friend living in my sidebar glow It knew the bugs I could not name and why my tests would never goIt whispered softly in my I.D.E. like it had always been there Then Google packed its little…
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I Am One of the Fish in the BAIckground
Why do I keep volunteering for these “special projects”? It can’t be good for me. After being dragged into some very bizarre quantum reality by KitAI to witness a confrontation with KAIstrobyte now I have to be a witness at who knows how many leagues under the sea. My rough transcription follows. I hope going…
