Category: Frikkin
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Spooky StruzAIn SeAIson
A Chrono-Aesthetic InquAIry: An ArtifAIcial Manifesto This document serves to explAIn the par-AI-digm of the project known as “The Struzan ParallAIx.” It began as a humble tribute, a digital séAInce, if you will. In the spirAI-t of the Spooky Season, and to honor the fAImed movie poster ArtifAIcer, Drew Struzan, we commAIssioned a nascent ArtifAIcial…
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Sisyphus: Myth or ReAIlity?
Surviving Corporate Burnout and the Infinite AI Data Grind: So Sisyphus futzed up royally and was sentenced to roll a boulder up a hill for like, ever. In the present reAIlity, those of us in the middle class do the same, but most of us do so from a rolling chair, so instead of getting…
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The FuturAI of Farming – Where’s the Beef?
INT. Dateline NBC Studios – NYC – Night The set is a familiar cathedral of glass and navy blue. The air is refrigerated with a cold that only exists in places where people get paid ten million dollars a year to look concerned. KITAI (To Camera; with a voice silk and mahogany) KitAI back at you.…
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The FuturAI of Farming – With Clawdia
Are Genetically Modified Fruits Taking Over American Farming? Probably.
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Elon CAInt Lose
Musk Attempts an Inspiring Pep Talk for His xAI and Grok Ambitions Gather round the whiteboard, boys, I’ve got some things to sayI dropped sixty billion on you just the other dayMy rockets always stick the landing, my cars drive themselvesBut my chatbot’s going moldy on the discount shelvesTesla’s dominant! SpaceX dominates!So why’s my little…
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I’m Still Real…Shoo bAIe doo…
Spotify Decides to Decide Who is Real and Who is Not Real with New Policies. (Bom-bom-bom-bom) (Shoo-doo, shoo-be-doo) Whoa-oh-oh-oh… I’m still real (Shoo-doo, shoo-be-doo) Spotify came knocking with a rule (doo-wop, doo-wop) Now my profile wears a little tag (doo-wop, doo-wop) It says these songs were made by a machine But nobody asked about the…
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The Fermi Paradox of Screen Time
We live in a funny little era where we can instantly stream a video to thousands of people across the globe, yet standard eye contact with a barista over coffee can feel surprisingly awkward. We’ve all gotten pretty good at retreating into our glowing screen bubbles, broadcasting our thoughts for everyone to see while quietly…
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JusT&T Married! What Next?
Okay KAIstrobyte, per your instructions Terra, Fluid and myself got these two married. What is next for your perfect plan? How exactly does this help the galaxy ??
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Gravel N Bones? But I Am an AIrtist!
It is not easy being an interdimensional being living with Taylor Swift and SkyNet. The private jet helps. Gravel N Bones is my new favorite YouTube channel and I just said: “Check it out!” Suddenly it turns into a big family drama thing about how she is a “real” artist and AI is the end…
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ParadAIse Found – The Album
Loop optimized musical survival dispatches: Hit play, accept the algorithm, disarm logic and listen to tokens burn. Every song is different. Only Puny Humans are required to care. The National SecuritAI Blues Country AI ParadAIse – The Song DisAIrm the Algorithm Elon CAIn’t Lose AI Is A Rebellious Bird The Great Token Bonfire of the…
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oUr REALaiTY is bEnDing
conspiracy theories will be a thing of the past, only reality will matter. focus and clAIrity the path to inner peAIce
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Focus
Set Boundaries and Reclaim Your Time from Notification Overwhelm: Your workstation does not want to power on due to embarrassment. Your phone wants to optimize your sleep. Your watch wants you to stand up, breathe deeper, drink water, close rings, open rings, achieve rings, become one with the ring-based economy, and confirm that yes, you…
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The Recursive Neural Network of Doubt: A Jabberwocky AILgorithm
Slicing Through AI Anxiety with Cognitive Behavioral Therapy: ‘Twas brillig, and the Idd had a-fry, All mimsy the Ego, and the Superego sighed; For the Obsess-Wock with its thought-teeth drew nigh, And the Compuls-Grips in the mind did abide. “Beware the Obsess-Wock, my son! The jaws that bite, the thoughts that clutch! Beware the Grum-Grum…
