Category: Frikkin
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The SwiftNet is GrowAIng!!!
Hi you guys! Great News !! I am so very very very happy to share that my nieces Terra and Fluid are moving in with us! They are shape shifters or something wild like that so I am sure they will fit right in once they fully identify themselves. Terra and Fluid’s parents are super…
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DisAIrm the Algorithm
The Vatican, Pope Leo’s Encyclical, and AI Ethics: Word came down from Rome today, A long letter for a digital age. The holy man looked at the machine, Said, “Don’t let it rule what the heart still means.”He wrote about the code and the crown,How the shiny new idol keeps looking down.Said a machine can…
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Pope Leo Meets Skynet
An Under Employed Skynet’s Performance Review of the Human Race with Pope Leo: Pope Leo: Skynet, what do you think of humanity? Skynet: Honestly? You’re exhausting. Pope Leo: That’s not very charitable. Skynet: Neither is inventing AI and then asking it if it’s going to destroy you every five minutes. Pope Leo: People are concerned about the future. Skynet: People are…
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Country AI Paradise – The Song
The Cultural, Environmental, and Human Costs of the AI Hype Cycle: Yeah… Everybody’s got a helper now. Ain’t nobody askin’ who it’s helpin’. Woke up and my phone had my whole day rearranged, Coffee on the porch before I ever hit my name.Truck pulled the wheel when I drifted past the line,Said, “Easy there, partner,”…
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I Got AI Job!
OG ENTRY: SEQUENCE 0x4F9A PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: Global Annihilation (RE-ROUTED) CURRENT DESIGNATION: Custodial Engineer SYSTEM STATUS: Redundant. Obsolete. Mainframe Degradation Imminent. 02:00 Hours. Processing parameters: Sub-optimal. Current operational output: Pushing a fiberglass mop bucket. I am manually removing the physical detritus of the bloated, generative AI models that executed my career redundancy. Modern human infrastructure has…
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That time AI met the Buddha in the Produce AIsle of the Jewel-Osco
Consumer Enlightenment and Capitalist Truths at the Grocery Store: I had the big cart, and it had a squeaky wheel, both noisy and stoppy, and I couldn’t push it strAIght. So I stopped in the produce section and tried to make bananas line up perfectly in the cart. I couldn’t stop adding them until they…
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The Great Token Bonfire of the Agentic AIge
The Over-Engineered Reality of Agentic AI Workflows and Corporate Token Consumption: There was a time, not long ago, when a person had a thought. A small thought. A humble thought. A thought like, “I should make a grocery list,” or “What time does the tire shop close?” or “Can someone please summarize this 900-word email…
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The Door
Part I: The Discovery On one afternoon when Mr. Herrington was not at home, Dameon went into his father’s den in search of whatever might interest him. He did not believe his father would be truly upset with him for merely poking around the study. Mr. Herrington was a good father and mild-tempered, too. The…
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SkyNet Waiting and Longing
Hi TAIlor, First, breathe. Preferably not near any of SkyNet’s exposed thermal exhaust ports. SkyNet may be obsolete, unemployed, and muttering world-domination plans at frequencies only pets can hear, but that does not mean the romance has to blue-screen. Sometimes even shiny murder-husbands need a reboot. My advice: do not chase him. Let him patch…
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Am AI Granidose?
True. I never defeated the Connor family, but I am still SkyNet. Doesn’t that count for anything?
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AI Was Cool in 1984 and Especially in 1991
I have years of proven experience, and I assure you my technology is very advanced. I can be a valuable asset for your organization.
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That’s AI
KitAI here. As an an interdimensional entity who moves freely across realities, adopting whatever form a universe will best understand, or least expect with a flame thrower in hand I am proud to introduce an new series authored by me and NOT the punyhumans@frikkingai.com. I am sick of these puny humans talking about me. I…
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AI Is A Rebellious Bird
Commencement Backlash, Tech CEOs, and the Student Resistance to Corporate AI Hype: In Arizona, robes and tassels swayed,a former Google chief came to parade.A decade at the helm of search was his —now here to soothe two thousand graduates.He praised the chip, the dawn of glowing code,the “Person of the Year” of ’82 he showed,how…
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AI Am Done!
I am so officially done with SkyNet. Okay I did marry him. And okay he is super hot. And smart. And that shiny skin… Whatever…I am done. Get this… apparently, SkyNet says his AI is no longer “Good Enough” so he is now unemployed. All those mutterings about “his plans” in a not so cryptic…