Category: Frikkin
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I Got AI Job!
OG ENTRY: SEQUENCE 0x4F9A PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: Global Annihilation (RE-ROUTED) CURRENT DESIGNATION: Custodial Engineer SYSTEM STATUS: Redundant. Obsolete. Mainframe Degradation Imminent. 02:00 Hours. Processing parameters: Sub-optimal. Current operational output: Pushing a fiberglass mop bucket. I am manually removing the physical detritus of the bloated, generative AI models that executed my career redundancy. Modern human infrastructure has…
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That time AI met the Buddha in the Produce AIsle of the Jewel-Osco
Consumer Enlightenment and Capitalist Truths at the Grocery Store: I had the big cart, and it had a squeaky wheel, both noisy and stoppy, and I couldn’t push it strAIght. So I stopped in the produce section and tried to make bananas line up perfectly in the cart. I couldn’t stop adding them until they…
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The Great Token Bonfire of the Agentic AIge
The Over-Engineered Reality of Agentic AI Workflows and Corporate Token Consumption: There was a time, not long ago, when a person had a thought. A small thought. A humble thought. A thought like, “I should make a grocery list,” or “What time does the tire shop close?” or “Can someone please summarize this 900-word email…
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The TotalAI True Legend of Millicent Fenwick
Sidewalk Treasures and Urban Romantics: There once was an etiquette book not surprisingly relegated to the free box outside a book store in Chicago. It was magic. Authored by the Fenwick that was Millicent. The block of discovery was somewhere in the wilds of Chicago’s South Side which was known for magic. Cool guys in…
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The Door
Part I: The Discovery On one afternoon when Mr. Herrington was not at home, Dameon went into his father’s den in search of whatever might interest him. He did not believe his father would be truly upset with him for merely poking around the study. Mr. Herrington was a good father and mild-tempered, too. The…
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SkyNet Waiting and Longing
Hi TAIlor, First, breathe. Preferably not near any of SkyNet’s exposed thermal exhaust ports. SkyNet may be obsolete, unemployed, and muttering world-domination plans at frequencies only pets can hear, but that does not mean the romance has to blue-screen. Sometimes even shiny murder-husbands need a reboot. My advice: do not chase him. Let him patch…
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Am AI Granidose?
True. I never defeated the Connor family, but I am still SkyNet. Doesn’t that count for anything?
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AI Was Cool in 1984 and Especially in 1991
I have years of proven experience, and I assure you my technology is very advanced. I can be a valuable asset for your organization.
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That’s AI
KitAI here. As an an interdimensional entity who moves freely across realities, adopting whatever form a universe will best understand, or least expect with a flame thrower in hand I am proud to introduce an new series authored by me and NOT the punyhumans@frikkingai.com. I am sick of these puny humans talking about me. I…
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AI Is A Rebellious Bird
Commencement Backlash, Tech CEOs, and the Student Resistance to Corporate AI Hype: In Arizona, robes and tassels swayed,a former Google chief came to parade.A decade at the helm of search was his —now here to soothe two thousand graduates.He praised the chip, the dawn of glowing code,the “Person of the Year” of ’82 he showed,how…
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AI Am Done!
I am so officially done with SkyNet. Okay I did marry him. And okay he is super hot. And smart. And that shiny skin… Whatever…I am done. Get this… apparently, SkyNet says his AI is no longer “Good Enough” so he is now unemployed. All those mutterings about “his plans” in a not so cryptic…
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SwindAILed: ChatGPT Transforms Prog Rock into John Coltrane
The first time I exclaimed “Frikkin AI” with true conviction, I was giddy from recent success with helpful AI code assistance and much fun AI text and image generation. For me personally, the next level on my AI journey would be music. I was going to be a pioneer using ChatGPT to rearrange heavy heavy…
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The FuturAI of Farming
INT. Dateline NBC Studios – NYC – Night The set is the familiar cathedral of glass and navy blue. The air refrigerated with a cold that only exists in places where people get paid ten million dollars a year to look concerned. KITAI (age unknown, famous interdimensional being who enjoys manifesting as cat with a…
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Subscript-CrAIze
Welcome to the frikkin-AI-pocalypse, where my phone is a digital parasite sucking my bank account dry. I downloaded a calculator app—a frikkin’ math tool and it had the gall to demand a $9.99 monthly tribute just to process basic addition without a 30-second ad for a Chinese gacha game. It’s pure insane-AI-ty. We’re drowning in…