Category: Cats
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This Cat is Definitely Not AI
Who’s cat would agree to being dressed like this? FrikkingAI.com would never stoop so low as to post cute pictures of cats just for a larger audience.
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Are you for BungAI?
KAIstrobyte here, reporting from the soft underbelly of human decision-making, where most questionable ideas begin with the phrase, “This is probably fine.” The kind of moment where your brain whispers confidence while every responsible adult within a five-mile radius looks up from their morning beverage and asks, “Wait… what?” Maybe it was a bike ramp,…
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Country AI Paradise – The Song
The Cultural, Environmental, and Human Costs of the AI Hype Cycle: Yeah… Everybody’s got a helper now. Ain’t nobody askin’ who it’s helpin’. Woke up and my phone had my whole day rearranged, Coffee on the porch before I ever hit my name.Truck pulled the wheel when I drifted past the line,Said, “Easy there, partner,”…
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The FuturAI of Farming
INT. Dateline NBC Studios – NYC – Night The set is the familiar cathedral of glass and navy blue. The air refrigerated with a cold that only exists in places where people get paid ten million dollars a year to look concerned. KITAI (age unknown, famous interdimensional being who enjoys manifesting as cat with a…
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How to SAI “I Don’t Care”
KitAI here again. A big shout out to my good friends at SlopDrop.net! Actually, I don’t know them at all, but I appreciate the ability to create and send postcards with minimal effort at an affordable price. Also, they have a manifesto. I need a manifesto. So, yesterday Taylor was all like “We are going…
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It’s a FamilAI Affair
KitAI back at you. As a trans-dimensional being who prefers to manifest as a cat with a nifty flamethrower. I don’t crush often but when I crush, I crush hard. KAIstrobyte, I am totally crushed on you. There, I said it. You are the best intergalatic doggie I ever met. Call me maybe? Please?? Taylor…
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YAI Thought Cats Just Typed “ASDFASDF”?
It all becomes clear now…cat hair…we get so focused on AI…but cat hair will be our downfall.
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You SAId “Transfer to the High-Yield Account”
Agentic AI and gibberish is the new path to middle class wealth.
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You Think YAI Own Your Socials?
Bwah ha ha! Make your own meme adventure and send it to the puny humans. Our sense of humor is very limited by that nifty flamethrower.
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KitAI & KAIstrobyte: Fire Meets Gravity
KitAI and KAIstrobyte met with the strange ease of two forces already aligned with the universe’s direction. KitAI brandished his flamethrower like a peacock’s tail and KAIstrobyte answered with a recoil that looked like admiration. Wild-eyed and razor-witted, KitAI carried the kind of confidence that made chaos resemble genius and pushed the flame! KAIstrobyte met…
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So Taylor Swift, Skynet, KitAI, and a Rubber Duck Walk into a Bar…
“Okay,” the bartender says, pointing at the duck. “I’ll bite. What’s the duck for?” Skynet speaks in a cold monotone: “The avian unit is a decoy” Taylor Swift sighs dramatically as she glares at Skynet. “No, he’s my new muse.” KitAI licks a paw while adjusting the nozzle on its flamethrower. “The duck is irrelevant.…
