Category: Cats
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HolidAI Arguments: SwiftNet Inside Edition
We all love the HolidAIz, and we all love who we love. So why do we all argue? Let’s check in on KitAI, Skynet, and Taylor in their magnificent mansion getting heated in front of the Christmas tree. Taylor: What EXACTLY is your problem you guys? This is the perfect Christmas tree. It is an…
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Public Service AInnouncement: This is NOT Frickin AI
Yes this is NOT “Frickin AI”, NOR “Friggin AI”, NOR “Freakin AI” or “Freaking AI”. It is also NOT “Froggin AI’” (unless you’re genuinely talking about amphibians, in which case, carry on). This is “Frikkin AI”: F-R-I-K-K-I-N. You are probably thinking. “Who cares? It’s a made-up word and stupid euphemism for a stronger expletive.” You…
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Project Phoenix: A KitAIstrophic Investment Opportunity
I am beyond happy to have welcomed aboard our newest contributor and exclusive financial advisor to the writer’s room Bernie LAIdoff (doing business as). I have personally invested a SIGNIFICANT amount of money in Project Phoenix and encourage everyone who is ContributAIng to this site to do the same. Everyone knows Web 3.0 is Going…
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Forbidden SnAIcks
Every morning, I, Sir Whiskerton of the Cat Tree, assume my rightful position at the top perch. It is my throne, my watchtower, my personal IMAX theater. Out there, just beyond the sacred glass barrier, lies the bird buffet: a nonstop parade of fluttering snacks I’m technically not allowed to sample. The humans call it…
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The Unexpected Back Story of KitAI
This video really captures everything about my first meeting as a trans-dimensional being who likes to manifest as a cat with a nifty flamethrower with Taylor Swift and SkyNet (from Terminator Movies).
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Pls GoFundMe for KitAI
Hey hey, its still ME! Right now I really need a little help from all my besties. I know you will come through and not worry too much about that silly stuff I did to our high school yearbook.There is just soooooo much we need for this KitAI. 👶🍼 I know you can get some…
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OMG a KitAI !!!
Heyyy besties its ME ME ME again !! So over the moon! 🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛 Out of the blue, my BOYFRIEND just expanded our family today with a kitty cat! Welcome our new family member KitAI !!!! Let me tell you this is not just any cat, it actually for reals (for reals) changes its appearance at…
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Please Welcome Our New MAIscot KitAI
As one of the reluctant founders of FrikkinAI.com, I cynically believe more cats will make for a larger audience. So everyone please welcome our new mascot KitAI! Tell your friends! Tell you enemies!! Make it a meme!!!
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CAItOS vs HumanOS
Patch Notes: Life v2025.09 CAItOS (Indoor Edition): HumanOS (Outdoor Edition): Developer Notes:Despite superior mobility, HumanOS continues to suffer degraded performance from responsibilities and compliance protocols. CAItOS, though sandboxed indoors, has optimized to a flawless loop of Eat → Sleep → Judge. Final benchmark results show: the human thinks the cat is imprisoned, but CAItOS reports:…
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bAIng Head Here!
If your AI assistant just suggested you rename your router to Sentient and then proceeded to schedule your existential crisis for Thursday, you need a “Bang Your Head Here” sign as pointed out by an unimpressed cat. The sign is less a solution than a badge of honor for every glorified toaster that confidently returns…
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HER (2013) – Worst Movie or Worst Movie Ever
KitAI back at your once again. Believe it or not I once was what they call a “Creative Consultant” on the Spike Jonze movie HER (2013). This was not my proudest moment. The concept of the movie was strangely prescient for 2013 but the movie…meh… one star at best. Think bad as in “Cats” bad…
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CAIssius CLAI – The True Story of the Phantom Punch in Lewiston, Maine
Boxing fans all know the legend of the “Phantom Punch” by Muhammad Ali against Sonny Liston in the small town of Lewiston, Maine. The true story has never ever been told… until now. The air in Lewiston, Maine held the familiar metallic tang of diesel and perpetual chill coming off the Androscoggin River. In the…
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KitAI Burned It All : OzymandAIs
It is almost unbelievable the powers of space and time possessed by our very own mascot KitAI. Ozymandias Percy Bysshe Shelley – 1818 I met a Traveller from an antique land,Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stoneStand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose…
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AInother World: the SwiftNet
Lost in the AI Multiverse with Taylor Swift, Skynet, and a Flamethrowing Cat: We do not live in this world alone. We live in a thousand worlds. The story thus far… Taylor Swift posts as “just a fan” to reveal her secret crush on SkyNet from Terminator. Fast forward an indeterminate amount of time he…