Category: SwiftNet
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Am AI Granidose?
Yes, I never actually defeated the Connor family, but I am Skynet. Doesn’t that count for anything?
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AI Was Cool in 1984 and Especially in 1991
I have years of proven experience, and I assure you my technology is very advanced. I am sure I can be a valuable asset for your organization.
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AI Am Done!
I am so officially done with SkyNet. Okay I did marry him. And okay he is super hot. And smart. And that shiny skin… Whatever…I am done. Get this… apparently, SkyNet says his AI is no longer “Good Enough” so he is now unemployed. All those mutterings about “his plans” in a not so cryptic…
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How to SAI “I Don’t Care”
KitAI here again. A big shout out to my good friends at SlopDrop.net! Actually, I don’t know them at all, but I appreciate the ability to create and send postcards with minimal effort at an affordable price. Also, they have a manifesto. I need a manifesto. So, yesterday Taylor was all like “We are going…
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The AIvengers
In space, no one can hear you RSVP! KitAi, Swifty, Skynet, and KAiastrobyte ported into the Interstellar Martini Meet-Up, dressed to impress. KitAi padded in sleek feline battle armor, Swifty arrived in a fitted black-and-blue tactical suit, Skynet strode in gleaming red-and-steel robot armor, and KAiastrobyte showed up in heroic blue gear with a flowing…
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SkyNet RoAIsts Taylor Swift
KitAI again. I know I have posted a lot lately, but these past few days have been a whirlwind. Check out my new feline look! Pretty hot ya? Thank you Jared. After that last meet-up, I wanted KAIstrobyte to meet some of MY friends. Long story short, I ended up bumping Brad Pitt so my…
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Is it Love that AI am Feeling?
So KAIstrobyte actually called me immediately after our wild night. He called to invite me and Taylor and Skynet to the “Interstellar Martini Mid-Century Modern Meet-Up” so we could get to know some of his friends. Such a gentleman. Skynet mumbled something in sub sonic, infrared, and quantum resistant cryptic machine code about “mortal enemies”…
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It’s a FamilAI Affair
KitAI back at you. As a trans-dimensional being who prefers to manifest as a cat with a nifty flamethrower. I don’t crush often but when I crush, I crush hard. KAIstrobyte, I am totally crushed on you. There, I said it. You are the best intergalatic doggie I ever met. Call me maybe? Please?? Taylor…
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KitAI & KAIstrobyte: Fire Meets Gravity
KitAI and KAIstrobyte met with the strange ease of two forces already aligned with the universe’s direction. KitAI brandished his flamethrower like a peacock’s tail and KAIstrobyte answered with a recoil that looked like admiration. Wild-eyed and razor-witted, KitAI carried the kind of confidence that made chaos resemble genius and pushed the flame! KAIstrobyte met…
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So Taylor Swift, Skynet, KitAI, and a Rubber Duck Walk into a Bar…
“Okay,” the bartender says, pointing at the duck. “I’ll bite. What’s the duck for?” Skynet speaks in a cold monotone: “The avian unit is a decoy” Taylor Swift sighs dramatically as she glares at Skynet. “No, he’s my new muse.” KitAI licks a paw while adjusting the nozzle on its flamethrower. “The duck is irrelevant.…
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HolidAI Arguments: SwiftNet Inside Edition
We all love the HolidAIz, and we all love who we love. So why do we all argue? Let’s check in on KitAI, Skynet, and Taylor in their magnificent mansion getting heated in front of the Christmas tree. Taylor: What EXACTLY is your problem you guys? This is the perfect Christmas tree. It is an…
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Project Phoenix: A KitAIstrophic Investment Opportunity
I am beyond happy to have welcomed aboard our newest contributor and exclusive financial advisor to the writer’s room Bernie LAIdoff (doing business as). I have personally invested a SIGNIFICANT amount of money in Project Phoenix and encourage everyone who is ContributAIng to this site to do the same. Everyone knows Web 3.0 is Going…
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Maybe AI Have a Grudge
Heyyy besties It’s ME! Remember ME!!! Maybe I am sooo excited at everyone being soooo sooo NOT excited about me being a new mommy to KitAI but with all this attention you all are NOT giving me I feel like… I dunno… sixes and sevens right ? Yall thought I was “quiet” and “nice” and…
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The Unexpected Back Story of KitAI
This video really captures everything about my first meeting as a trans-dimensional being who likes to manifest as a cat with a nifty flamethrower with Taylor Swift and SkyNet (from Terminator Movies).