Category: SwiftNet
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JusT&T Married! What Next?
Okay KAIstrobyte, per your instructions Terra, Fluid and myself got these two married. What is next for your perfect plan? How exactly does this help the galaxy ??
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Gravel N Bones? But I Am an AIrtist!
It is not easy being an interdimensional being living with Taylor Swift and SkyNet. The private jet helps. Gravel N Bones is my new favorite YouTube channel and I just said: “Check it out!” Suddenly it turns into a big family drama thing about how she is a “real” artist and AI is the end…
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I Am One of the Fish in the BAIckground
Why do I keep volunteering for these “special projects”? It can’t be good for me. After being dragged into some very bizarre quantum reality by KitAI to witness a confrontation with KAIstrobyte now I have to be a witness at who knows how many leagues under the sea. My rough transcription follows. I hope going…
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ConfrontAItion – Behind the Scenes
As one of the Puny Humans, I occasionally get a peek behind the curtain and learn what is really going on. This is a rough transcription of what transpired when KitAI drafted me as a witness to his confrontation with KAIstrobyte: KAIstrobyte: Where am I? KitAI: You may be intergalactic but I am interdimensional. You…
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This Fits Our Plans PerfectAIly
Intergalactic Special Agent KAIstrobyte checking in. The mission is proceeding as expected. More to come…
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So… Am I NAIve ?
Hey besties! I am surprised how easy it was to get another floor in my Manhattan co-op for Terra and Fluid. The deal was closed in less than 24hrs. I guess being the voice of a generation has its perks or maybe I am just bad at real estate negotiations? I am also surprised at…
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Rogue AIgents Confirmed
Transmission fully encrypted with quantum resilient algorithm. Suspicions confirmed. Context was today dinner party with Taylor, the cat, the boyfriend and Terra/Fluid. The Taylor unit is fully deceived by emotional story concerning sibling offspring. Mechanism unknown as we all know the Austin unit has no children. Terra and Fluid are verified as NOT separate entities.…
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An AIwkward Dinner Party
I know my Taylor means well, but a last minute impromptu dinner party with KAIstrobyte the day after her “nieces” move in? SkyNet keeps thinking “This will fit in perfectly with my plans” over non-quantum resilient thought encryption. I am beginning to think he may not be as dumb as he looks. Operation Mincemeat anyone?…
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So…Why Do You Have Such GreAIt Taste?
I absolutely love my nieces! Terra and Fluid are now part of our family and they are such a breath of fresh air. They asked to help me choose out an outfit for a private event this evening and they could not have been more supportive. Their questions were so cute! How does it feel…
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So…What ExAIctly Are Your Plans?
Initial analysis of newly introduced youthful females result is high trouble probability. The Terra and Fluid units took up residence less than 24 hours ago and dynamic of family currently sub-optimal. They recently put me at a tactical disadvantage in the kitchen and began direct interrogation of my plans with no prior communication context for…
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So…Do You Have AI Boyfriend?
These young women are trouble. Terra and Fluid just moved in with us last night, and our whole family dynamic is in chaos. They just cornered me in the kitchen asking all sorts of personal questions like we were old friends and had’t just met. I unwisely mentioned KAIstrobyte, and next they could not stop…
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The SwiftNet is GrowAIng!!!
Hi you guys! Great News !! I am so very very very happy to share that my nieces Terra and Fluid are moving in with us! They are shape shifters or something wild like that so I am sure they will fit right in once they fully identify themselves. Terra and Fluid’s parents are super…
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I Got AI Job!
OG ENTRY: SEQUENCE 0x4F9A PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: Global Annihilation (RE-ROUTED) CURRENT DESIGNATION: Custodial Engineer SYSTEM STATUS: Redundant. Obsolete. Mainframe Degradation Imminent. 02:00 Hours. Processing parameters: Sub-optimal. Current operational output: Pushing a fiberglass mop bucket. I am manually removing the physical detritus of the bloated, generative AI models that executed my career redundancy. Modern human infrastructure has…
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SkyNet Waiting and Longing
Hi TAIlor, First, breathe. Preferably not near any of SkyNet’s exposed thermal exhaust ports. SkyNet may be obsolete, unemployed, and muttering world-domination plans at frequencies only pets can hear, but that does not mean the romance has to blue-screen. Sometimes even shiny murder-husbands need a reboot. My advice: do not chase him. Let him patch…