Category: SwiftNet
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Pls GoFundMe for KitAI
Hey hey, its still ME! Right now I really need a little help from all my besties. I know you will come through and not worry too much about that silly stuff I did to our high school yearbook.There is just soooooo much we need for this KitAI. 👶🍼 I know you can get some…
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Stop the HAIt NOW!
I thought you were all my besties and on my side?? Really ??? So why all the drama and why keep sharing all my personal stuff with randos who are literally crashing my server right now just to HAIt! 😒😡😠🤬🤬👿 For the record my husband is not Skynet…I know because he told me. He is…
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OMG a KitAI !!!
Heyyy besties its ME ME ME again !! So over the moon! 🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛 Out of the blue, my BOYFRIEND just expanded our family today with a kitty cat! Welcome our new family member KitAI !!!! Let me tell you this is not just any cat, it actually for reals (for reals) changes its appearance at…
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ConfessAIns of a SkySwiftie
Heyyy besties Okay so like… I know this is gonna sound kinda insane, but hear me out: I’m kinda lowkey obsessed with Skynet. Yes, that Skynet. The one from Terminator. I know I know I know those are old people movies but you should totes watch it is really the love story of a misunderstood self-aware AI system that…
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Please Welcome Our New MAIscot KitAI
As one of the reluctant founders of FrikkinAI.com, I cynically believe more cats will make for a larger audience. So everyone please welcome our new mascot KitAI! Tell your friends! Tell you enemies!! Make it a meme!!!
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CAIssius CLAI – The True Story of the Phantom Punch in Lewiston, Maine
Boxing fans all know the legend of the “Phantom Punch” by Muhammad Ali against Sonny Liston in the small town of Lewiston, Maine. The true story has never ever been told… until now. The air in Lewiston, Maine held the familiar metallic tang of diesel and perpetual chill coming off the Androscoggin River. In the…
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KitAI Burned It All : OzymandAIs
It is almost unbelievable the powers of space and time possessed by our very own mascot KitAI. Ozymandias Percy Bysshe Shelley – 1818 I met a Traveller from an antique land,Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stoneStand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose…
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AInother World: the SwiftNet
Lost in the AI Multiverse with Taylor Swift, Skynet, and a Flamethrowing Cat: We do not live in this world alone. We live in a thousand worlds. The story thus far… Taylor Swift posts as “just a fan” to reveal her secret crush on SkyNet from Terminator. Fast forward an indeterminate amount of time he…
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SpAIce: The Final Frontier of the KitAI Generation
Captain’s log, star date whatever…This is not a story about a wildly inconsistent fictional system of time measurement. This is a story about KitAI, a scholar, a gentleman and ultimately my best friend. Sorry Mr. Spock. KitAI first appeared on the main view screen of the starship Enterprise in terrible glory. Then he was on…