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So Sisyphus futzed up royally and was sentenced to roll a boulder up a hill for like, ever. In the present reAIlity, those of us in the middle class do the same, but most of us do so from a rolling chair, so instead of getting toned arms and glutes like our boy Siss, we…

If The Rocky Horror Picture Show were rebooted today, Artificial Intelligence would almost certainly steal the spotlight. Imagine a glittering chatbot in sequined code, sauntering into Dr. Frank-N-Furter’s lab and purring, “I see you shiver with antici…pation—processing complete.” Instead of painstakingly building Rocky in a vat, this AI would whip up a muscle-bound avatar in…

Welcome to La Trattoria di Intelligenza Artificiale, where tonight’s special is a fine Italian feast cooked up with the freshest digital ingredients. First, we start with a base of Neural Pasta Layers, gently boiled in hot data streams until al dente. These are stacked with a rich Deep Learning Ragù, simmered slowly with tomatoes, parameters,…

The Tragedy of the Comments Remember when “communication” meant talking to another human being with your actual mouth? Pepperidge Farm remembers. But now, thanks to the marvels of social media, we’ve evolved to a higher plane of existence where face-to-face communication is as outdated as dial-up internet. Why risk eye contact when you can LOL…