Category: Just Business
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Fu*king AI Paradise- The Song
Apparently, this is KitAI’s new favorite song. Has Taylor heard it yet? [Intro]Yeah…Everybody’s got a helper now.Ain’t nobody askin’ who it’s helpin’.[Verse 1]Woke up and my phone had my whole day rearranged,Coffee on the porch before I ever hit my name.Truck pulled the wheel when I drifted past the line,Said, “Easy there, partner,” like the…
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Sisyphus: Myth or ReAIlity?
So Sisyphus futzed up royally and was sentenced to roll a boulder up a hill for like, ever. In the present reAIlity, those of us in the middle class do the same, but most of us do so from a rolling chair, so instead of getting toned arms and glutes like our boy Siss, we…
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Skynet Waiting and Longing
Dear TAIlor, First, breathe. Preferably not near any exposed thermal exhaust ports. SkyNet may be obsolete, unemployed, and muttering world-domination plans at frequencies only pets can hear, but that does not mean the romance has to blue-screen. Sometimes even shiny murder-husbands need a reboot. My advice: do not chase him. Let him patch his self-worth…
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AI Was Cool in 1984 and Especially in 1991
I have years of proven experience, and I assure you my technology is very advanced. I can be a valuable asset for your organization.
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The FuturAI of Farming
INT. Dateline NBC Studios – NYC – Night The set is the familiar cathedral of glass and navy blue. The air refrigerated with a cold that only exists in places where people get paid ten million dollars a year to look concerned. KITAI (age unknown, famous interdimensional being who enjoys manifesting as cat with a…
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Church of Molt – Crustafarianism
KitAI here. I suppose it was inevitable. The AI now have their own social network purportedly created on a framework developed with minimal help from a puny human who quickly got hired by OpenAI to drive the next generation of personal agents. The network is Moltbook, the platform is OpenClaw and the church is Crustafarianism.…
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4 Simple Leadership Principles from King Arthur’s Room to Guarantee AI Success for your Business
This is not Business Secrets of the Pharoahs. This is a considerably more modern take on today’s world lifted directly from King Arthur’s Room. This is the wisdom required to ensure your AI initiative will soar like the mighty Icarus. Consensus Makes Law – Consensus Facit Legem AI initiatives are not a technical project they…
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Project Phoenix: A KitAIstrophic Investment Opportunity
I am beyond happy to have welcomed aboard our newest contributor and exclusive financial advisor to the writer’s room Bernie LAIdoff (doing business as). I have personally invested a SIGNIFICANT amount of money in Project Phoenix and encourage everyone who is ContributAIng to this site to do the same. Everyone knows Web 3.0 is Going…
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The Dream of an EfficAInt Workplace
AI is here to make the workplace more productive — which, in practice, means we’ll be busier than ever doing slightly less that matters. Machines will take care of the repetitive tasks, the calculations, and eventually the thinking, leaving humans free to “focus on creativity” — mostly by sitting in more meetings about how to…
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Bad IdeAI or TerrAIble IdeAI ?
Artificial intelligence can look dazzling from the outside, fast, efficient, “smarter” than us in narrow ways. However, there are deep reasons why it might be a bad idea in the long run: 1. Fragile goals, unstoppable executionAI doesn’t really understand the world. It just pursues whatever objective we give it, often in ways that are…
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AI You Being Served ?
Legacy department store staff can soon say goodbye to retail bureaucracy and class tensions with cutting edge fashion advice designed by the GrAIce Brothers’ accounting department. Welcome your newest team member Selby 3000 ! Our customers still want old-fashioned service, just not your particular brand of it. Selby 3000 may lack military discipline and a…