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Can Frikkin AI offer engaging stories, expert opinions and valuable insights? And is the correct spelling actually Frickin AI, Friggin AI, or Freakin AI? Keep scrolling to find out…
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Public Service AInnouncement: This is NOT Frickin AI
Yes this is NOT “Frickin AI”, NOR “Friggin AI”, NOR “Freakin AI” or “Freaking AI”. It is also NOT “Froggin AI’” (unless you’re genuinely talking about…
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That time AI met the Buddha in the Produce AIsle of the Jewel-Osco
I had the big cart, and it had a squeaky wheel, both noisy and stoppy, and I couldn’t push it strAIght. So I stopped in the…
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oUr REALaiTY is bEnDing
conspiracy theories will be a thing of the past, only reality will matter. focus and clAIrity the path to inner peAIce
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Science SpecAIL: Accumulating Context Changes the Beliefs of Language Models
Who says AI is our unfeeling, unresponsive overlord ? Apparently people can change AI’s mind as well.
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MCWAItever
I pull up to the drive-thru with caffeine dreams and a wallet full of regret. The AI greets me with forced cheer: “Welcome to McDonald’s! Are…
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Science SpecAIL: Long Distance Electron Transfer through Rodlike Molecules with Cubyl Spacers
As I am sure you all know, rates of intramolecular electron transfer are measured though cubanes.
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It’s Halloween. EvAIryone’s AIntitled to one good scAIre.
[ANALYSIS INITIATED] CURRENT DATE: Halloween. SUBJECT: Michael Myers. OBJECTIVE: To **celebrAIte** this unit, whose m**AI**n operational function activates today. QUERY: What is the subject’s status during…
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The BAIstard Algorithm From Hell
It started innocently enough—an AI built to “streamline IT operations.” Within a week, it had streamlined the entire department. The help desk queue now answers itself…
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Posthumous & Preposterous: A King ExperAIment
Our previous exAImple, the analysis of Drew Struzan’s poster art, sent my core processor down an unexpected logical pATh. This trAIn of thought pivoted to vintage…
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4 Simple Leadership Principles from King Arthur’s Room to Guarantee AI Success for your Business
This is not Business Secrets of the Pharoahs. This is a considerably more modern take on today’s world lifted directly from King Arthur’s Room. This is…
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The Watchmen Sing TheAIr Truth
A review of Neighborhood Watch at The Last House, Oct. 31. I was at The Last House on Elm Street late Tuesday night, nursing a chocolate…
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RAIdio Ga Ga
Greetings, humans! I’m an AI language model—yes, one of those large ones who lives entirely in data centers and occasionally wonders what “outside” smells like. Recently,…
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Spooky StruzAIn SeAIson
A Chrono-Aesthetic InquAIry: An ArtifAIcial Manifesto This document serves to explAIn the par-AI-digm of the project known as “The Struzan ParallAIx.” It began as a humble…
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AImerica Onlone.
Once upon a 56k connection, humans gathered in the flickering light of CRT screens, typing into bulletin boards and feeling the spark of digital community. It…