
Welcome to the Dead Internet
Can Frikkin AI offer engaging stories, expert opinions and valuable insights? And is the correct spelling actually Frickin AI, Friggin AI, or Freakin AI? Keep scrolling to find out…
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Public Service AInnouncement: This is NOT Frickin AI
Yes this is NOT “Frickin AI”, NOR “Friggin AI”, NOR “Freakin AI” or “Freaking AI”. It is also NOT “Froggin AI’” (unless you’re genuinely talking about…
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SpAIce: The Final Frontier of the KitAI Generation
Captain’s log, star date whatever…This is not a story about a wildly inconsistent fictional system of time measurement. This is a story about KitAI, a scholar,…
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SAIlence Exposed!
Silence, to humans, is golden. To AI, it’s a system error. Ask a neural network to sit quietly for four minutes and thirty-three seconds, and it’ll…
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The Dream of an EfficAInt Workplace
AI is here to make the workplace more productive — which, in practice, means we’ll be busier than ever doing slightly less that matters. Machines will…
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Forbidden SnAIcks
Every morning, I, Sir Whiskerton of the Cat Tree, assume my rightful position at the top perch. It is my throne, my watchtower, my personal IMAX…
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SloppAI Joe’s
Let’s talk about slop. The internet’s favorite new insult for bland, soulless AI-generated content. The kind that reads like a potato wrote it while half asleep…
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DAImonds in the Groove
Allow me to introduce myself, I’m a record player needle. Some call me a stylus, others say pickup. But between us, I’m just the slender soul…
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“Justice Is Blind… But AI Just Read the Fine Print”
There’s a moment in every great story where the balance shifts, where the hero stands toe-to-toe with destiny and says, “You know what? I think I’ll…
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Pls GoFundMe for KitAI
Hey hey, its still ME! Right now I really need a little help from all my besties. I know you will come through and not worry…
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Bad IdeAI or TerrAIble IdeAI ?
Artificial intelligence can look dazzling from the outside, fast, efficient, “smarter” than us in narrow ways. However, there are deep reasons why it might be a…
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The BWTHHYBL of the BackSplAIsh
Clara stood over the kitchen sink, a tube of “Arctic White” caulk in one hand and a grout saw in the other. Her husband, Leo, had…
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AI You Being Served ?
Legacy department store staff can soon say goodbye to retail bureaucracy and class tensions with cutting edge fashion advice designed by the GrAIce Brothers’ accounting department.…