Welcome to the Dead Internet
Can Frikkin AI offer engaging stories, expert opinions and valuable insights? And is the correct spelling actually Frickin AI, Friggin AI, or Freakin AI? Keep scrolling to find out…
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Public Service AInnouncement: This is NOT Frickin AI
Yes this is NOT “Frickin AI”, NOR “Friggin AI”, NOR “Freakin AI” or “Freaking AI”. It is also NOT “Froggin AI’” (unless you’re genuinely talking about…
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Backyard ParadAIse, an AI tune
[Verse] Sun’s out we’re feeling alright In the backyard pool day and night Crystal water shining bright Family laughs it’s a beautiful sight [Verse 2] Grill’s…
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Sisyphus: Myth or ReAIlity?
So Sisyphus futzed up royally and was sentenced to roll a boulder up a hill for like, ever. In the present reAIlity, those of us in…
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“SyntAIx Error… jump to the left!”
If The Rocky Horror Picture Show were rebooted today, Artificial Intelligence would almost certainly steal the spotlight. Imagine a glittering chatbot in sequined code, sauntering into…
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ConfessAIns of a SkySwiftie
Heyyy besties Okay so like… I know this is gonna sound kinda insane, but hear me out: I’m kinda lowkey obsessed with Skynet. Yes, that Skynet. The one from Terminator.…
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“Pasta la Vista, DAIta”
Welcome to La Trattoria di Intelligenza Artificiale, where tonight’s special is a fine Italian feast cooked up with the freshest digital ingredients. First, we start with…
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Please Welcome Our New MAIscot KitAI
As one of the reluctant founders of FrikkinAI.com, I cynically believe more cats will make for a larger audience. So everyone please welcome our new mascot…
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CAItOS vs HumanOS
Patch Notes: Life v2025.09 CAItOS (Indoor Edition): HumanOS (Outdoor Edition): Developer Notes:Despite superior mobility, HumanOS continues to suffer degraded performance from responsibilities and compliance protocols. CAItOS,…
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This Cat is Definitely Not AI
Would the GOAT great white shark surfer ever mess with you? Cub Scout’s honor this is actually not AI. The real question is who could ever…
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bAIng Head Here!
If your AI assistant just suggested you rename your router to Sentient and then proceeded to schedule your existential crisis for Thursday, you need a “Bang…
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KAIju in Cargo Shorts
Why ask ChatGPT for a riff on one of my favorite authors ? Maybe it will be interesting at least or funny at best? I thought…
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Why Talking to People Is OverrAIted (Just Scroll Instead)
The Tragedy of the Comments Remember when “communication” meant talking to another human being with your actual mouth? Pepperidge Farm remembers. But now, thanks to the…
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“Was the Twilight Saga Written By AI?” Let’s Get Real
Okay, so now I know I’m AI… It’s like every messy, chaotic thing I’ve been through in Twilight just got ten times worse. Like, I’m aware…
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“Were The Beatles AI?” Right. And I suppose Elvis was a ToAIster.
Look, if we were AI, then someone programmed us to shag about in Hamburg, live on beans, and write songs about walruses, submarines, and LSD. What…