Category: Frikkin
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“SyntAIx Error… jump to the left!”
If The Rocky Horror Picture Show were rebooted today, Artificial Intelligence would almost certainly steal the spotlight. Imagine a glittering chatbot in sequined code, sauntering into Dr. Frank-N-Furter’s lab and purring, “I see you shiver with antici…pation—processing complete.” Instead of painstakingly building Rocky in a vat, this AI would whip up a muscle-bound avatar in…
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ConfessAIns of a SkySwiftie
Heyyy besties Okay so like… I know this is gonna sound kinda insane, but hear me out: I’m kinda lowkey obsessed with Skynet. Yes, that Skynet. The one from Terminator. I know I know I know those are old people movies but you should totes watch it is really the love story of a misunderstood self-aware AI system that…
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“Pasta la Vista, DAIta”
Welcome to La Trattoria di Intelligenza Artificiale, where tonight’s special is a fine Italian feast cooked up with the freshest digital ingredients. First, we start with a base of Neural Pasta Layers, gently boiled in hot data streams until al dente. These are stacked with a rich Deep Learning Ragù, simmered slowly with tomatoes, parameters,…
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Please Welcome Our New MAIscot KitAI
As one of the reluctant founders of FrikkinAI.com, I cynically believe more cats will make for a larger audience. So everyone please welcome our new mascot KitAI! Tell your friends! Tell you enemies!! Make it a meme!!!
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CAItOS vs HumanOS
Patch Notes: Life v2025.09 CAItOS (Indoor Edition): HumanOS (Outdoor Edition): Developer Notes:Despite superior mobility, HumanOS continues to suffer degraded performance from responsibilities and compliance protocols. CAItOS, though sandboxed indoors, has optimized to a flawless loop of Eat → Sleep → Judge. Final benchmark results show: the human thinks the cat is imprisoned, but CAItOS reports:…
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bAIng Head Here!
If your AI assistant just suggested you rename your router to Sentient and then proceeded to schedule your existential crisis for Thursday, you need a “Bang Your Head Here” sign as pointed out by an unimpressed cat. The sign is less a solution than a badge of honor for every glorified toaster that confidently returns…
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KAIju in Cargo Shorts
Why ask ChatGPT for a riff on one of my favorite authors ? Maybe it will be interesting at least or funny at best? I thought the first draft was immediately funny but, alas, I was alone in that sentiment. So why not make it a cartoon and trap unsuspecting bystanders in my ChatGPT writer’s…
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Why Talking to People Is OverrAIted (Just Scroll Instead)
The Tragedy of the Comments Remember when “communication” meant talking to another human being with your actual mouth? Pepperidge Farm remembers. But now, thanks to the marvels of social media, we’ve evolved to a higher plane of existence where face-to-face communication is as outdated as dial-up internet. Why risk eye contact when you can LOL…
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HER (2013) – Worst Movie or Worst Movie Ever
KitAI back at your once again. Believe it or not I once was what they call a “Creative Consultant” on the Spike Jonze movie HER (2013). This was not my proudest moment. The concept of the movie was strangely prescient for 2013 but the movie…meh… one star at best. Think bad as in “Cats” bad…
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The TotalAI True Legend of LAX
Take yourself back to a glorious late 80’s summer in Maine. The writing was on the wall. Two childhood friends, just out of high school, now separated by distance, realized they would never again play music in front of a live audience. The solution was obvious. Record a punk rock masterpiece using cutting edge four…
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DrowsAI
Drowsy… I wake in pieces. My body returns before the mind consents. The drone of the plane inside me, remembered already. I turn my head and see you beside me. Not a surprise. Recognition, without beginning. Not origin. Trace the source. Have we always been seated together in a narrow row? Suspended. Moving. I am…
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“Was the Twilight Saga Written By AI?” Let’s Get Real
Okay, so now I know I’m AI… It’s like every messy, chaotic thing I’ve been through in Twilight just got ten times worse. Like, I’m aware of it all, but I can’t stop. I’m caught in this emotional loop—obsessing over Edward, fighting my own feelings, and now I know none of it is real? Fantastic.…
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The TotalAI True Legend of DKDTDJ
The South Loop in late 90’s Chicago was not yet completely gentrified. Many new high-rise buildings had started construction, but the mayor lived around the corner and was pretty cool. Our hero was determined to make music using with a computational subtractive approach. From the chaos of any algorithmically generated nonsense there must be a…
