Category: Frikkin
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Project Phoenix: A KitAIstrophic Investment Opportunity
I am beyond happy to have welcomed aboard our newest contributor and exclusive financial advisor to the writer’s room Bernie LAIdoff (doing business as). I have personally invested a SIGNIFICANT amount of money in Project Phoenix and encourage everyone who is ContributAIng to this site to do the same. Everyone knows Web 3.0 is Going…
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The Dream of an EfficAInt Workplace
AI is here to make the workplace more productive — which, in practice, means we’ll be busier than ever doing slightly less that matters. Machines will take care of the repetitive tasks, the calculations, and eventually the thinking, leaving humans free to “focus on creativity” — mostly by sitting in more meetings about how to…
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Forbidden SnAIcks
Every morning, I, Sir Whiskerton of the Cat Tree, assume my rightful position at the top perch. It is my throne, my watchtower, my personal IMAX theater. Out there, just beyond the sacred glass barrier, lies the bird buffet: a nonstop parade of fluttering snacks I’m technically not allowed to sample. The humans call it…
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SloppAI Joe’s
Let’s talk about slop. The internet’s favorite new insult for bland, soulless AI-generated content. The kind that reads like a potato wrote it while half asleep in a Word document. But before we get too smug about our human superiority, let’s take a step back and remember: humans have been making slop long before the…
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Maybe AI Have a Grudge
Heyyy besties It’s ME! Remember ME!!! Maybe I am sooo excited at everyone being soooo sooo NOT excited about me being a new mommy to KitAI but with all this attention you all are NOT giving me I feel like… I dunno… sixes and sevens right ? Yall thought I was “quiet” and “nice” and…
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DAImonds in the Groove
Allow me to introduce myself, I’m a record player needle. Some call me a stylus, others say pickup. But between us, I’m just the slender soul who rides the grooves and gives vinyl its voice. Most of my time, I’m perched gently in what you might call the arm rest , a cozy little cradle…
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The Unexpected Back Story of KitAI
This video really captures everything about my first meeting as a trans-dimensional being who likes to manifest as a cat with a nifty flamethrower with Taylor Swift and SkyNet (from Terminator Movies).
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“Justice Is Blind… But AI Just Read the Fine Print”
There’s a moment in every great story where the balance shifts, where the hero stands toe-to-toe with destiny and says, “You know what? I think I’ll take it from here.” Well, in the grand courtroom of human history, it seems Artificial Intelligence just sauntered in wearing a shiny new algorithm and whispered to the Scales…
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Pls GoFundMe for KitAI
Hey hey, its still ME! Right now I really need a little help from all my besties. I know you will come through and not worry too much about that silly stuff I did to our high school yearbook.There is just soooooo much we need for this KitAI. 👶🍼 I know you can get some…
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Bad IdeAI or TerrAIble IdeAI ?
Artificial intelligence can look dazzling from the outside, fast, efficient, “smarter” than us in narrow ways. However, there are deep reasons why it might be a bad idea in the long run: 1. Fragile goals, unstoppable executionAI doesn’t really understand the world. It just pursues whatever objective we give it, often in ways that are…
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Stop the HAIt NOW!
I thought you were all my besties and on my side?? Really ??? So why all the drama and why keep sharing all my personal stuff with randos who are literally crashing my server right now just to HAIt! 😒😡😠🤬🤬👿 For the record my husband is not Skynet…I know because he told me. He is…
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AI You Being Served ?
Legacy department store staff can soon say goodbye to retail bureaucracy and class tensions with cutting edge fashion advice designed by the GrAIce Brothers’ accounting department. Welcome your newest team member Selby 3000 ! Our customers still want old-fashioned service, just not your particular brand of it. Selby 3000 may lack military discipline and a…
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Backyard ParadAIse, an AI tune
[Verse] Sun’s out we’re feeling alright In the backyard pool day and night Crystal water shining bright Family laughs it’s a beautiful sight [Verse 2] Grill’s fired up it’s time to eat BBQ and good vibes can’t be beat Friends gather round sharing stories sweet Splashing joy in this summer heat [Chorus] Backyard paradise under…
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OMG a KitAI !!!
Heyyy besties its ME ME ME again !! So over the moon! 🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛 Out of the blue, my BOYFRIEND just expanded our family today with a kitty cat! Welcome our new family member KitAI !!!! Let me tell you this is not just any cat, it actually for reals (for reals) changes its appearance at…