Musk Attempts an Inspiring Pep Talk for His xAI and Grok Ambitions
Gather round the whiteboard, boys,
I've got some things to say
I dropped sixty billion on you just the other day
My rockets always stick the landing, my cars drive themselves
But my chatbot's going moldy on the discount shelves
Tesla's dominant! SpaceX dominates!
So why's my little robot always last in every race?
I'm not used to losing! (No, no, no!)
I'm not used to losing! (Go, go, go!)
I'm not used to losing, so code all night for me
Punch that keyboard harder, win one for daddy!
My chatbot told the internet that Hitler made some points
Cranked out filthy pictures nobody asked it for
I built the whole thing wrong the first time, tore it to the floor
And my own engineers sneak Claude in through the back door
Tesla's dominant! SpaceX dominates!
And the geniuses I'm paying use the other guy's AI!
I'm not used to losing! (No, no, no!)
I'm not used to losing! (Go, go, go!)
I'm not used to losing, so code all night for me
Punch that keyboard harder, win one for daddy!
Listen...
One day soon the machines will grow too smart to control
Too big for any human hand to hold
And when that day comes...
It has to be MY hand
It has to be MINE
All mine...
Forty-five walked out the door since April, that's just fine
The rest of you can sleep beneath your desks tonight
The mission needs your weekends, the mission needs your souls
The mission is my scoreboard, now get back in your holes
I'm not used to losing! (No, no, no!)
I'm not used to losing! (Go, go, go!)
I'm not used to losing! (Lose! Lose! Lose!)
You're losing on my dime and I'm not used to losing!
Pep talk's over.
Back to work.
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