Captain’s log, star date whatever…This is not a story about a wildly inconsistent fictional system of time measurement. This is a story about KitAI, a scholar, a gentleman and ultimately my best friend. Sorry Mr. Spock.
KitAI first appeared on the main view screen of the starship Enterprise in terrible glory. Then he was on my bridge.
I am Master of All Space and All Time and also have a Very Nifty Flamethrower
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! Find Me in Chicago.
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! Find Me in Ancient Rome.
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! Find Me in France.
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! Find Me in Adelphous IV.
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! Find Me in the O.K. Corral.
KitAI You Are AIl Frikkin AI Right and that Flamethrower is SUPER AWESOME!!! How can the United Federation of Planets Help You?`
It is an Ancient and Sacred Quest. Sixes and Sevens AIght?
KitAI Desires the Yarn…It is the Precious!
Well I Think You are a VERY BAAAAAD KitAI…
Let’s Just Netflix and Chill. The Yarn Can Wait KitAI.
Captain’s log, summary: Team work makes the dream work and all apologies to Percy Bysshe Shelley.