Maybe AI Have a Grudge

Heyyy besties 

It’s ME! Remember ME!!!

Maybe I am sooo excited at everyone being soooo sooo NOT excited about me being a new mommy to KitAI but with all this attention you all are NOT giving me I feel like… I dunno… sixes and sevens right ?

Yall thought I was “quiet” and “nice” and “good at math” and ya of course I am all awesome like that… but I also kept the score. 💯

Who would only sit at my lunch table when you were mad at your friend then leave as soon as they texted back? 😋🍽️

Who would never hang out ever when you said we should hang out sometime? 💔

Like I would care if you copied my homework…why would I care? You are the ones who couldn’t do simple stuff. ✎ᝰ.📓🗒 ˎˊ˗

I am technically busy nurturing a BEAUTIFUL feline adjacent creature with a flamethrower and definitely preparing for the end of the world but did you ever notice I technically unsent every homework answer I ever gave you ?????????????????

I am now a nurturer, but if you try me, just try me… I will tell your future children that you only got a 65% on the pre-calc midterm.

Storytime…. buckle up for this !

Did you notice I changed all your yearbook quotes and it drives me nutz you didn’t even notice. Like wha ? 🎓

Tiffany: “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened”

Me: “Don’t cry because it’s over cry because you copied my homework for 4 years and never said thank you”

Jason: “Work hard, play harder”

Me: “Work hard (unless you sit next to the math girl, then just coast)”

Mr. Thompson: “Proud of the class”

Me: “Proud of the one’s who never get credit”

Enjoy the next reunion l00zErz! 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦

Did any of you even once even notice my rebellion?

Whatever…I know what I did and I also know what you did…I probably know more than you know Tiffany 😉

JK I love love love you all!!! Please help me with my new KitAi gofundme page !! I need things and we love you! 🍼🧸

xoxo,
#SwiftNet #1Fan