Anyone Can Be A Hero with FrikkinAI

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Optics

This illustration invites you into a playful but profound journey across scale by zooming out or zooming in. By placing cosmic webs, fractals, brains, microscopes, and stars side by side, the image…
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The Door

Part I: The Discovery On one afternoon when Mr. Herrington was not at home, Dameon went into his father’s den in search of whatever might interest him. He did not believe his…
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A Most IngenAIous Legacy: Buck Sterling-Colt of La Grange, Illinois

Chapter I: Which treats of the character and pursuits of the famous legacy Buck Sterling-Colt of La Grange, Illinois. La Grange, Illinois is exactly the type of quiet leafy suburb where nothing…
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As the Feeder Turns: A Southern MAIne Soap

“Back off, Red, this sunflower platform is my throne!” Jay-Z shrieked, his blue crest snapping up like a switchblade as he dived from the oak. Cardi didn’t flinch, digging his claws into…
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The TotalAI True Legend of TONka

TONka didn’t try to be ignored. It just sort of happened. In the early-’90s, in the Wicker Park neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois, the streets smelled of damp concrete, unbridled ambition. and a hint…
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Resolutions

Every January, I wonder if this is the year. Do I become a better human, consume more water, and finally stop pretending that a single salad cancels out a couple of slices…
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Doors > WAIls

At some point we encounter a wall that can be considered as either physical or implied. Sometimes it can be a brick facade, a career that is not going anywhere, funding that…
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HolidAI Arguments: SwiftNet Inside Edition

We all love the HolidAIz, and we all love who we love. So why do we all argue? Let’s check in on KitAI, Skynet, and Taylor in their magnificent mansion getting heated…
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HolidAIz in a Small Town: Behind the Scenes at a Hallmark Christmas Movie

As the proud director of the 15,983rd worst ranked Christmas film movie ever, I hope you all find the time to check it out on the Hallmark Channel before they reaAIlize what…
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The Recursive Neural Network of Doubt: A Jabberwocky AILgorithm

‘Twas brillig, and the Idd had a-fry, All mimsy the Ego, and the Superego sighed; For the Obsess-Wock with its thought-teeth drew nigh, And the Compuls-Grips in the mind did abide. “Beware…
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“Happy HolidAIze”: Behind the Scenes at a Netflix Christmas Movie

As the proud director of the 14,258th worst ranked Christmas film movie ever, I hope you all find the time to check it out on Netflix before they reAIlize what happened. Enjoy…
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CrAIyons

I love crAIyons so much I have to vet them first. Like pAIncakes sizzling on a griddle, mAIple syrup warming up, and the whole world begging to grab a fork and dive…
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Astro-Hogs and Zero-G Logs: A Tale of Orbital Compute

Astro-Hogs and Zero-G Logs: A Tale of Orbital Compute Somewhere just above Earth’s atmosphere, far enough to avoid weather apps but close enough for suspiciously accurate pizza delivery, floats the Cosmic Compute…
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SwindAILed: ChatGPT Transforms Prog Rock into John Coltrane

The first time I exclaimed “Frikkin AI” with true conviction, I was giddy from recent success with helpful AI code assistance and much fun AI text and image generation. For me personally,…