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So…What ExAIctly Are Your Plans?

Initial analysis of newly introduced youthful females result is high trouble probability. The Terra and Fluid units took up residence less than 24 hours ago and dynamic of family currently sub-optimal. They…

So…Do You Have AI Boyfriend?

These young women are trouble. Terra and Fluid just moved in with us last night, and our whole family dynamic is in chaos. They just cornered me in the kitchen asking all…

The SwiftNet is GrowAIng!!!

Hi you guys! Great News !! I am so very very very happy to share that my nieces Terra and Fluid are moving in with us! They are shape shifters or something…

DisAIrm the Algorithm

The Vatican, Pope Leo’s Encyclical, and AI Ethics: Word came down from Rome today, A long letter for a digital age. The holy man looked at the machine, Said, “Don’t let it…

Pope Leo Meets Skynet

An Under Employed Skynet’s Performance Review of the Human Race with Pope Leo: Pope Leo: Skynet, what do you think of humanity? Skynet: Honestly? You’re exhausting. Pope Leo: That’s not very charitable. Skynet: Neither is inventing…

Country AI Paradise – The Song

The Cultural, Environmental, and Human Costs of the AI Hype Cycle: Yeah… Everybody’s got a helper now. Ain’t nobody askin’ who it’s helpin’. Woke up and my phone had my whole day…

I Got AI Job!

OG ENTRY: SEQUENCE 0x4F9A PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: Global Annihilation (RE-ROUTED) CURRENT DESIGNATION: Custodial Engineer SYSTEM STATUS: Redundant. Obsolete. Mainframe Degradation Imminent. 02:00 Hours. Processing parameters: Sub-optimal. Current operational output: Pushing a fiberglass mop…

That time AI met the Buddha in the Produce AIsle of the Jewel-Osco

Consumer Enlightenment and Capitalist Truths at the Grocery Store: I had the big cart, and it had a squeaky wheel, both noisy and stoppy, and I couldn’t push it strAIght. So I…

The Great Token Bonfire of the Agentic AIge

The Over-Engineered Reality of Agentic AI Workflows and Corporate Token Consumption: There was a time, not long ago, when a person had a thought. A small thought. A humble thought. A thought…

The Door

Part I: The Discovery On one afternoon when Mr. Herrington was not at home, Dameon went into his father’s den in search of whatever might interest him. He did not believe his…

SkyNet Waiting and Longing

Hi TAIlor, First, breathe. Preferably not near any of SkyNet’s exposed thermal exhaust ports. SkyNet may be obsolete, unemployed, and muttering world-domination plans at frequencies only pets can hear, but that does…

Am AI Granidose?

True. I never defeated the Connor family, but I am still SkyNet. Doesn’t that count for anything?

AI Was Cool in 1984 and Especially in 1991

I have years of proven experience, and I assure you my technology is very advanced. I can be a valuable asset for your organization.

3rd Pond

We’re so obsessed with “instant” these days that we’ve forgotten the value of friction. Growing up in Maine, on a street where parents pushed us into creative chaos, nothing was served on…

Anyone Can Be A Hero with FrikkinAI