Anyone Can Be A Hero with FrikkinAI
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Looking for Mr. Riff Raff Man
scribble scribble scribe bribetaunt flaunt jaunt wantman can boom bamlooking for Mr. Riff Raff Man wall fall have a balllie die stick in eyesit shit wack it smack itlooking for Mr. Riff…
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I Got AI Job!
OG ENTRY: SEQUENCE 0x4F9A PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: Global Annihilation (RE-ROUTED) CURRENT DESIGNATION: Custodial Engineer SYSTEM STATUS: Redundant. Obsolete. Mainframe Degradation Imminent. 02:00 Hours. Processing parameters: Sub-optimal. Current operational output: Pushing a fiberglass mop…
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That time AI met the Buddha in the Produce AIsle of the Jewel-Osco
Consumer Enlightenment and Capitalist Truths at the Grocery Store: I had the big cart, and it had a squeaky wheel, both noisy and stoppy, and I couldn’t push it strAIght. So I…
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The Great Token Bonfire of the Agentic AIge
The Over-Engineered Reality of Agentic AI Workflows and Corporate Token Consumption: There was a time, not long ago, when a person had a thought. A small thought. A humble thought. A thought…
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The TotalAI True Legend of Millicent Fenwick
Sidewalk Treasures and Urban Romantics: There once was an etiquette book not surprisingly relegated to the free box outside a book store in Chicago. It was magic. Authored by the Fenwick that…
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The Door
Part I: The Discovery On one afternoon when Mr. Herrington was not at home, Dameon went into his father’s den in search of whatever might interest him. He did not believe his…
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SkyNet Waiting and Longing
Hi TAIlor, First, breathe. Preferably not near any of SkyNet’s exposed thermal exhaust ports. SkyNet may be obsolete, unemployed, and muttering world-domination plans at frequencies only pets can hear, but that does…
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Am AI Granidose?
True. I never defeated the Connor family, but I am still SkyNet. Doesn’t that count for anything?
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AI Was Cool in 1984 and Especially in 1991
I have years of proven experience, and I assure you my technology is very advanced. I can be a valuable asset for your organization.
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3rd Pond
We’re so obsessed with “instant” these days that we’ve forgotten the value of friction. Growing up in Maine, on a street where parents pushed us into creative chaos, nothing was served on…
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That’s AI
KitAI here. As an an interdimensional entity who moves freely across realities, adopting whatever form a universe will best understand, or least expect with a flame thrower in hand I am proud…
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AI Is A Rebellious Bird
Commencement Backlash, Tech CEOs, and the Student Resistance to Corporate AI Hype: In Arizona, robes and tassels swayed,a former Google chief came to parade.A decade at the helm of search was his…
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AI Am Done!
I am so officially done with SkyNet. Okay I did marry him. And okay he is super hot. And smart. And that shiny skin… Whatever…I am done. Get this… apparently, SkyNet says…
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SwindAILed: ChatGPT Transforms Prog Rock into John Coltrane
The first time I exclaimed “Frikkin AI” with true conviction, I was giddy from recent success with helpful AI code assistance and much fun AI text and image generation. For me personally,…