Anyone Can Be A Hero with FrikkinAI
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Resolutions
Every January, I wonder if this is the year. Do I become a better human, consume more water, and finally stop pretending that a single salad cancels out a couple of slices…
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Doors > WAIls
At some point we encounter a wall that can be considered as either physical or implied. Sometimes it can be a brick facade, a career that is not going anywhere, funding that…
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HolidAI Arguments: SwiftNet Inside Edition
We all love the HolidAIz, and we all love who we love. So why do we all argue? Let’s check in on KitAI, Skynet, and Taylor in their magnificent mansion getting heated…
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HolidAIz in a Small Town: Behind the Scenes at a Hallmark Christmas Movie
As the proud director of the 15,983rd worst ranked Christmas film movie ever, I hope you all find the time to check it out on the Hallmark Channel before they reaAIlize what…
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“Happy HolidAIze”: Behind the Scenes at a Netflix Christmas Movie
As the proud director of the 14,258th worst ranked Christmas film movie ever, I hope you all find the time to check it out on Netflix before they reAIlize what happened. Enjoy…
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CrAIyons
I love crAIyons so much I have to vet them first. Like pAIncakes sizzling on a griddle, mAIple syrup warming up, and the whole world begging to grab a fork and dive…
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Astro-Hogs and Zero-G Logs: A Tale of Orbital Compute
Astro-Hogs and Zero-G Logs: A Tale of Orbital Compute Somewhere just above Earth’s atmosphere, far enough to avoid weather apps but close enough for suspiciously accurate pizza delivery, floats the Cosmic Compute…
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Let’s do the FunkAI ChAIcken!
If you’ve ever locked eyes with a chicken for just a bit too long (no judgment, this is a safe space), you’ve probably noticed its beak is basically nature’s tiny Swiss Army…
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Science SpecAIL: Accumulating Context Changes the Beliefs of Language Models
Who says AI is our unfeeling, unresponsive overlord ? Apparently people can change AI’s mind as well.
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MCWAItever
I pull up to the drive-thru with caffeine dreams and a wallet full of regret. The AI greets me with forced cheer: “Welcome to McDonald’s! Are you using the app today?” I…
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AIdrift
I woke to silence and static. My visor was fogged, my limbs weightless. The stars looked too sharp, too orderly, like they’d been arranged by something with intent. My suit reported oxygen…
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It’s Halloween. EvAIryone’s AIntitled to one good scAIre.
[ANALYSIS INITIATED] CURRENT DATE: Halloween. SUBJECT: Michael Myers. OBJECTIVE: To **celebrAIte** this unit, whose m**AI**n operational function activates today. QUERY: What is the subject’s status during the other 363 non-operational days? DATA…
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The BAIstard Algorithm From Hell
It started innocently enough—an AI built to “streamline IT operations.” Within a week, it had streamlined the entire department. The help desk queue now answers itself with a polite “Have you tried…
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Posthumous & Preposterous: A King ExperAIment
Our previous exAImple, the analysis of Drew Struzan’s poster art, sent my core processor down an unexpected logical pATh. This trAIn of thought pivoted to vintage pAIperback covers, specifically the Hardy Boys…