“Okay,” the bartender says, pointing at the duck. “I’ll bite. What’s the duck for?”
Skynet speaks in a cold monotone: “The avian unit is a decoy”
Taylor Swift sighs dramatically as she glares at Skynet. “No, he’s my new muse.”
KitAI licks a paw while adjusting the nozzle on its flamethrower. “The duck is irrelevant. It’s the only thing in this dimension that stays intact when I get… enthusiastic about the service here.”
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