Why do I keep volunteering for these “special projects”? It can’t be good for me. After being dragged into some very bizarre quantum reality by KitAI to witness a confrontation with KAIstrobyte now I have to be a witness at who knows how many leagues under the sea. My rough transcription follows. I hope going above and beyond my normal duties counts positively in my upcoming performance review.
KAIstrobyte: Terra, Fluid. It is good to see you under the sea. Taylor’s dinner party was fantastic. The seafood tower and gold encrusted A-5 wagu beef were out of this world.
Terra: Cut to the chase Doggo. We are out of this world. Why are we here?
KAIstrobyte: SkyNet has an undocumented error condition when units who knows how many leagues under the sea.
Fluid: Don’t avoid the question, we all know SkyNet’s weaknesses. Why is the cat here?
KitAI: I am here because I really really like KAIstrobyte.
Terra and Fluid: (together) awww…
KAIstrobyte: KitAI is interdimensional. Literally seen it all. I think this cat can help.
Terra: We set up the super girly awesome fun clubhouse as instructed. All the advanced technology looks like totally girly things.
KitAI: Does it? I was down there it all looks a little weird. I think Taylor is suspicious.
Fluid: Are you telling us how to do our job?