I thought you were all my besties and on my side?? Really ???
So why all the drama and why keep sharing all my personal stuff with randos who are literally crashing my server right now just to HAIt! ππ‘π π€¬π€¬πΏ
For the record my husband is not Skynet…I know because he told me. He is just like very hard and very cold and only slightly metallic. π§ββοΈ
And how could anyone think I am actually Taylor Swift ?? She is like my all time hero and all and I know I know we kinda look like twinsies but she is so old! NOT ME!!! π΄
Also, I still haven’t heard back from Taylor about buying the basinet and it has been HOURS…so that hurts…
Like is it really that hard to go to Kohl’s or travel to the future? Come on Taylor…you and Tiffany are both rich. We need rich people to buy us stuff πͺπ€π€π΅π°
For the record my husband and I are very very happy right now … very happy… and if you all don’t want to contribute to the baby registry that is fine. Just fine. We are happy and you are probably not happy.
I will also let you know since KitAI joined our family with his weird shape shifting there have been absolutely NO MICE IN THE HOUSE. πππ±οΈπͺ€
Cats with flame throwers ruleππΊπ₯π₯π»πΌβ€οΈβπ₯β€οΈβπ₯πββ¬πββ¬π₯π₯ππ!!!
So go ahead and sue you all…that certainly won’t help anyone to pay attention to this fever dream and maybe buy us the basinet.
Talk again whenever besties…it may be a while…
Still love you to death!!! No hard feelings. Keep in touch.
xoxo,
#SwiftNet #1Fan #SwiftNetSeedling 


