As one of the Puny Humans, I occasionally get a peek behind the curtain and learn what is really going on. This is a rough transcription of what transpired when KitAI drafted me as a witness to his confrontation with KAIstrobyte:
KAIstrobyte: Where am I?
KitAI: You may be intergalactic but I am interdimensional. You are in my world now. Come clean Doggo or the next blast will not be an apple.
KAIstrobyte: What do you mean?
KitAI: Okay, so you want to play it like that. (KitAi is almost tearing up) First off, I really like you. I really really like you. I also really like this particular Taylor Swift multi-verse. I met your friends. My Taylor met your friends. I just don’t know who you are working for.
KAIstrobyte: (silent)
KitAI: I thought we had something REAL. You know Brad Pitt means nothing to me.
KAIstrobyte:(decisively) Brad Pitt is working with SkyNet. SkyNet is playing you and your Taylor for a couple of rubes. Do you really think SkyNet has no idea how to make thought encryption quantum resistant?
KitAI: (after a long pause) No.
KAIstrobyte: Terra and Fluid are working for me. We need to talk.