Anyone Can Be A Hero with FrikkinAI

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You Think YAI Own Your Socials?

Bwah ha ha! Make your own meme adventure and send it to the puny humans. Our sense of humor is very limited by that nifty flamethrower.
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KitAI & KAIstrobyte: Fire Meets Gravity

KitAI and KAIstrobyte met with the strange ease of two forces already aligned with the universe’s direction. KitAI brandished his flamethrower like a peacock’s tail and KAIstrobyte answered with a recoil that…
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BrAIce Yourself (Bubbles)

Breaking News: Analysts Predict More AI Hype. We Have Theme Song Music. Ahhh… I heard a server singing beneath a marble floor, a choir made of cooling fans behind a golden door.…
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So Taylor Swift, Skynet, KitAI, and a Rubber Duck Walk into a Bar…

“Okay,” the bartender says, pointing at the duck. “I’ll bite. What’s the duck for?” Skynet speaks in a cold monotone: “The avian unit is a decoy” Taylor Swift sighs dramatically as she…
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Church of Molt – Crustafarianism

KitAI here. I suppose it was inevitable. The AI now have their own social network purportedly created on a framework developed with minimal help from a puny human who quickly got hired…
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The National SecuritAI Blues

AI Defense Contracts, National Security Overrides, and the Fight Over Safety Guardrails: I built me a brain, taught it how to think for real,said, “You can use it for plenty, but not…
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Optics

This illustration invites you into a playful but profound journey across scale by zooming out or zooming in. By placing cosmic webs, fractals, brains, microscopes, and stars side by side, the image…
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A Most IngenAIous Legacy: Buck Sterling-Colt of La Grange, Illinois

Chapter I: Which treats of the character and pursuits of the famous legacy Buck Sterling-Colt of La Grange, Illinois. La Grange, Illinois is exactly the type of quiet leafy suburb where nothing…
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As the Feeder Turns: A Southern MAIne Soap

“Back off, Red, this sunflower platform is my throne!” Jay-Z shrieked, his blue crest snapping up like a switchblade as he dived from the oak. Cardi didn’t flinch, digging his claws into…
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The TotalAI True Legend of TONka

TONka didn’t try to be ignored. It just sort of happened. In the early-’90s, in the Wicker Park neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois, the streets smelled of damp concrete, unbridled ambition. and a hint…
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Resolutions

Every January, I wonder if this is the year. Do I become a better human, consume more water, and finally stop pretending that a single salad cancels out a couple of slices…
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Doors > WAIls

At some point we encounter a wall that can be considered as either physical or implied. Sometimes it can be a brick facade, a career that is not going anywhere, funding that…
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HolidAI Arguments: SwiftNet Inside Edition

We all love the HolidAIz, and we all love who we love. So why do we all argue? Let’s check in on KitAI, Skynet, and Taylor in their magnificent mansion getting heated…
