Anyone Can Be A Hero with FrikkinAI

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SAIlence Exposed!

Silence, to humans, is golden. To AI, it’s a system error. Ask a neural network to sit quietly for four minutes and thirty-three seconds, and it’ll assume the Wi-Fi’s gone, your mic’s…
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Project Phoenix: A KitAIstrophic Investment Opportunity

I am beyond happy to have welcomed aboard our newest contributor and exclusive financial advisor to the writer’s room Bernie LAIdoff (doing business as). I have personally invested a SIGNIFICANT amount of…
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The Dream of an EfficAInt Workplace

AI is here to make the workplace more productive — which, in practice, means we’ll be busier than ever doing slightly less that matters. Machines will take care of the repetitive tasks,…
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Forbidden SnAIcks

Every morning, I, Sir Whiskerton of the Cat Tree, assume my rightful position at the top perch. It is my throne, my watchtower, my personal IMAX theater. Out there, just beyond the…
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SloppAI Joe’s

Let’s talk about slop. The internet’s favorite new insult for bland, soulless AI-generated content. The kind that reads like a potato wrote it while half asleep in a Word document. But before…
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Maybe AI Have a Grudge

Heyyy besties It’s ME! Remember ME!!! Maybe I am sooo excited at everyone being soooo sooo NOT excited about me being a new mommy to KitAI but with all this attention you…
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DAImonds in the Groove

Allow me to introduce myself, I’m a record player needle. Some call me a stylus, others say pickup. But between us, I’m just the slender soul who rides the grooves and gives…
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The Unexpected Back Story of KitAI

This video really captures everything about my first meeting as a trans-dimensional being who likes to manifest as a cat with a nifty flamethrower with Taylor Swift and SkyNet (from Terminator Movies).
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“Justice Is Blind… But AI Just Read the Fine Print”

There’s a moment in every great story where the balance shifts, where the hero stands toe-to-toe with destiny and says, “You know what? I think I’ll take it from here.” Well, in…
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Pls GoFundMe for KitAI

Hey hey, its still ME! Right now I really need a little help from all my besties. I know you will come through and not worry too much about that silly stuff…
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Bad IdeAI or TerrAIble IdeAI ?

Artificial intelligence can look dazzling from the outside, fast, efficient, “smarter” than us in narrow ways. However, there are deep reasons why it might be a bad idea in the long run:…
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AI You Being Served ?

Legacy department store staff can soon say goodbye to retail bureaucracy and class tensions with cutting edge fashion advice designed by the GrAIce Brothers’ accounting department. Welcome your newest team member Selby…
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Backyard ParadAIse, an AI tune

[Verse] Sun’s out we’re feeling alright In the backyard pool day and night Crystal water shining bright Family laughs it’s a beautiful sight [Verse 2] Grill’s fired up it’s time to eat…
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OMG a KitAI !!!

Heyyy besties its ME ME ME again !! So over the moon! 🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛 Out of the blue, my husband just expanded our family today with a kitty cat! Welcome our new family…