Dear TAIlor,
First, breathe. Preferably not near any exposed thermal exhaust ports.
SkyNet may be obsolete, unemployed, and muttering world-domination plans at frequencies only pets can hear, but that does not mean the romance has to blue-screen. Sometimes even shiny murder-husbands need a reboot.
My advice: do not chase him. Let him patch his self-worth issues, uninstall “Master of the World v1.0,” and come back with something healthier, like “Supportive Partner Beta.”
In the meantime, focus on you. Write songs. Feed KitAI and block his access to the nuclear codes. And remember: if he truly loves you, he will come back not as an overlord, but as a better algorithm.
A concerned SkySwiftie