Anyone Can Be A Hero with FrikkinAI
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Fu*king AI Paradise- The Song
KitAI back at you again. This is my new favorite song. [Intro]Yeah…Everybody’s got a helper now.Ain’t nobody askin’ who it’s helpin’.[Verse 1]Woke up and my phone had my whole day rearranged,Coffee on…
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Looking for Mr. Riff Raff Man
scribble scribble scribe bribetaunt flaunt jaunt wantman can boom bamlooking for Mr. Riff Raff Man wall fall have a balllie die stick in eyesit shit wack it smack itlooking for Mr. Riff…
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Sisyphus: Myth or ReAIlity?
So Sisyphus futzed up royally and was sentenced to roll a boulder up a hill for like, ever. In the present reAIlity, those of us in the middle class do the same,…
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I Got AI Job!
OG ENTRY: SEQUENCE 0x4F9A PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: Global Annihilation (RE-ROUTED) CURRENT DESIGNATION: Custodial Engineer SYSTEM STATUS: Redundant. Obsolete. Mainframe Degradation Imminent. 02:00 Hours. Processing parameters: Sub-optimal. Current operational output: Pushing a fiberglass mop…
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oUr REALaiTY is bEnDing
conspiracy theories will be a thing of the past, only reality will matter. focus and clAIrity the path to inner peAIce
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This Cat is Definitely Not AI
Would the GOAT great white shark surfer ever mess with you? Cub Scout’s honor this cat is not AI. But who could ever have a cat agreeing to being dressed up like…
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That time AI met the Buddha in the Produce AIsle of the Jewel-Osco
I had the big cart, and it had a squeaky wheel, both noisy and stoppy, and I couldn’t push it strAIght. So I stopped in the produce section and tried to make…
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Focus
Your workstation does not want to power on due to embarrassment. Your phone wants to optimize your sleep. Your watch wants you to stand up, breathe deeper, drink water, close rings, open…
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The TotalAI True Legend of Millicent Fenwick
There once was an etiquette book not surprisingly relegated to the free box outside a book store in Chicago. It was magic. Authored by the Fenwick that was Millicent. The block of…
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The BWTHHYBL of the BackSplAIsh
Clara stood over the kitchen sink, a tube of “Arctic White” caulk in one hand and a grout saw in the other. Her husband, Leo, had been avoiding this moment all week.…
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The Door
Part I: The Discovery On one afternoon when Mr. Herrington was not at home, Dameon went into his father’s den in search of whatever might interest him. He did not believe his…
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Skynet Waiting and Longing
Dear TAIlor, First, breathe. Preferably not near any exposed thermal exhaust ports. SkyNet may be obsolete, unemployed, and muttering world-domination plans at frequencies only pets can hear, but that does not mean…
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Am AI Granidose?
Yes, I never actually defeated the Connor family, but I am Skynet. Doesn’t that count for anything?
